Why Does Late Game Ned Always Look Like Someone Just Poured Water Over His Head, And Then Called Him

Dude, what if I fed you poison to put an end to your suffering, and then massaged your throat to help you swallow said poison while we made eye contact and stuff, idk. Bro that’d be like, super weird, unless…?

The Terror fandom right now:

He has killed and will kill again

*Hickey texting Billy after a third breakup*

Hickey: The overwhelming self-destructive urge to go for a midnight drive when the edible hits is like the feeling an animal gets when its leg is stuck in a snare

Billy: Cornelius, do not come over

Hickey: nom nom nom *sends eta*

Collins: *vividly describes how he’s suffering from major depression*

Dr. Stanley: That’s cool. Have you tried being happy?

Collins:

Me trying to convince the people in my life I’m a “casual” enjoyer of The Terror:

I’m totally normal about it guys….wait, why are you running?

In the first twenty minutes of episode one:

Meanwhile, David:

Twink death jump scare

I like to think of Blanky befriending Tuunbaq, and bringing him inside like a confused child adopting a feral raccoon.

He’s just trying to be a supportive girlypop.

Jirving fucks - confirmed