In The First Twenty Minutes Of Episode One:

Dude, what if I fed you poison to put an end to your suffering, and then massaged your throat to help you swallow said poison while we made eye contact and stuff, idk. Bro that’d be like, super weird, unless…?

That man didn’t give a fuck about Billy’s bones. 😭

Jopson: *sneaking away to get some rest after a long day of taking care of his withdrawal riddled captain*

That damn Bell: *rings*

Jopson:

If you’re depressed, don’t listen to the new Dave k. playlist, you’ll just get more depressed:(

They’re gonna find you dude, they can smell your fruity ass.

Jirving fucks - confirmed

You would think after the first ball of metal you swallowed you’d be suspicious, but gruel is gruel. 🤷‍♀️

He’s just trying to be a supportive girlypop.

Thomas “I’ve shot smaller hawks than you” Jopson