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Swiss!Reader: Knife

Soap: Hey, does anyone have scissors?

Reader: Yeah, take this

Soap: Woah it’s a real swiss army knife, cool!

[Later]

Ghost: Anyone have some pliers?

Reader: Yep.

[Later]

Gaz: Fuck, I can’t read that shit, it’s so tiny…

Reader: Take this

Gaz: A magnifying glass?? Damn what kind of knife is that?

Reader: A swiss army knife.

[Later, AGAIN]

Captain Price: Anyone has some tweezers?

Reader: Uh-uh

Price: Thanks.

Soap: This is getting ridiculous

[Later]

Kate: Sorry folks, no drinks for us I guess, I can’t open this bottle

Reader: Lemme have it

Soap: A corkscrew too?!

[Later]

Reader, frowning:

Gaz: Do you have something stuck in your teeth?

Reader: Yeah

Gaz: I can get you a tooth pick later

Reader: Nah, I’m good thanks.

Soap: …

[Later]

Price: I can’t see a bloody thing anymore, I think we have to stay here over night, I can’t fix the engine like this

Reader: I can shine my flashlight on it and you continue?

Price: Okay

Soap: Where did you- no, I don’t wanna ask.

Reader: You already know.

[Later]

Ghost: Is it just me or is it getting colder in here?

Reader: It’s currently 21° celsius, yesterday it was 23°

Soap: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A THERMOMETER IN YOUR KNIFE-

Reader: Like I said, it’s swiss made. And I also have a ruler, a screwdriver, a can opener, a nail file, a nail clippe-

Soap, covering his ears: Lalalala, I CAN’T HEAR YOU

hey guys i wrote down all the big memes in 2022 or swagever

Writing advice...

... About military things from a soldier :)

Pt.1 / ?: Guns

You wanna write a story with a militaristic setting, like CoD or R6S? And you wanna have action, but you've got no clue about guns and gunfights and don't know where to start?

Well, lucky for you or not I know what that feels like and I've also got the combat / real life experience to help ya out!

Feel free to hop in my askbox or dm's and ask questions. I'll gladly elaborate and do my best to answer in full and plenty.

Happy writing y'all! :)

So, first of all: Guns are heavy. As in multiple kilogramms heavy. A loaded rifle can easily weigh anywhere between 3 - 5kg. Handguns can be between 900gr - 2kg. The exact weight depends on the gun itself and wether it's loaded or not. A gun w a full magazine is obvs gonna weigh more than a gun without.

Second of all: Despite what you see in video games, you do not just pull the trigger and blast your whole magazine at the enemy. It takes seconds to empty a rifle but gunfights can last for hours - hence why soldiers are trained to count their shots and only shoot in salves.

Third of all: If a soldier ever gets to the point where they gotta pick up rifles found on the ground cause they're either outta ammo or lost theirs... They're probably fucked.

Fourth of all: Soldiers know their weapons. They know the exact type, the name, how to dis- and reassemble it in under a minute, gloves on and eyes closed. We know everything we could possibly know about our gun, down to the exact number of how much it weighs. And yes, we gotta take our gun apart and thoroughly clean it after every. Single. Use.

Fifth of all: Do not - and I repeat - do not shoot towards the sky. That bullet you just shot will come down somewhere (gravity n all) and no one can predict where and what damage it'll possibly do upon impact.

Diictodon, who survived the most brutal extinction event on Earth, is happy to see you made it to the other side of that year. Eat well and rest for a bit, you deserved it

He is SO pure I can’t even

Was he blushing while he petted the Kramory?

Imagine this smirk while he is behind you and whispering his undying love in your ears.

I bet every fangirl envies this kid right now

Leon is just so pure and cute. and Sakurai-sama did such an awesome job in voicing him. The gentleness in his voice made me melt.

Leon  = best dad / big brother

It’s time to beat up Raihans butt again.

Such an awesome animation style. I need more of this. So much more. Seriously, the normal anime is a joke compared to Twilight Wings.

Dear followers,

As you may know I'm Ukrainian. And Ukraine is being at war with Russia for 8 years. They invaded us, they annexed Crimea, they now declared so-called DNR and LNR "independent" right after sending in their troops to support "peace" (peace my a*s). The situation is getting worse.

I ask you simply to support Ukraine, share information, protest against Russia and donate to Ukrainian charities, such as Повернись Живим (here)

💛💙

To my Ukrainian followers, stay safe and strong 🇺🇦

Love you all❤️

Ranboo :D

Shout out to people who are fans and enjoyers of hated media. Stuff people make 8 hour video essays on why it’s bad, shows or games or whatever that people dunk on to the point where it’s basically a trend even if they never interacted with said media. Bands or movies where people who have only heard of it will make judgement after hearing someone talk about their interest.

Keep being you, keep liking what you like authentically. Don’t let the bandwagoning or angry nerds get to you. You are some of the most awesome and chilliest people on the internet.

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