James: If Someone Gave You 200 Galleons Because You’re Ugly, Would You Take The Money?

god don’t get my started on the strap i fucking love that thing

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Real

I'm a basic bitch, Price and König are my favs with Soap a close second lol

Also do you know how to DM someone on here?

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Guys I swear I sent a video tut of it but it won't send 💔 I'm not ignoring you I swear

Ima try again but I'm so sorry if it doesn't send

I'm a multishipper, my only conditions are no pedophilia or incest and the Black brothers are bottoms

Jesus Christ, are you on a mission right now? Are you allowed to even answer that

The way my friend just yelled "YIPPIE" I'm fucking sobbing -🎂

you two having fun over there then

hey could i request something with spencer where he like stretches and his top lifts up revealing a bit of his tummy and the reader just can’t resist reaching under his shirt and giving a little squeeze, just a cute little moment and maybe someone witnesses and teases them but they don’t care because they are just so in love with each other that it’s almost upsetting to look at 🥹

Spencer's combined stretch and yawn clearly relieve tension that's been building in the profiler's shoulders for god knows how long, but when you reach out to pinch the soft skin of his belly, he yelps in distress.

"Ow! What- you-!" Spencer blinks rapidly at you, somewhere between offended and confused, "Did you just pinch me?"

"Sorry." You shrug, "I saw it so I had to grab it."

Spencer's brows furrow, and you know his impressive brain is recalling a time when he'd heard Morgan schmooze a woman at a bar with those exact words. She'd been delightfully good-natured about the entire thing, and you hope Spencer will follow in her footsteps.

"You're a creep." He decides, "You waited until I was vulnerable, and then you blitz attacked me to incapacitate me so that you could have your way with me."

"That's my M.O," You nod patiently, "What's my motivation?"

"You love me?" He guesses, cheeks beautifully rosy as his voice peters out bashfully.

"That's why you're the BAU's genius," You grin, leaning in to kiss at his warm cheek, "You're always right."

If you see me liking character x fem!reader stuff just know its bc there was bearly any M!reader content on said character.

For every person who likes or reblogs this post today, I will boop you.

You cannot stop me.

Only prolong your fate.

SIRI I GOT PUT IN TIMEOUT. I’M BEING IGNORED

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LMAOOOOO, sorry i'm answering these late, I'm at school

i can’t give any tips i get jealous af and possessive

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I can back off if you want me too, I really don't mind