Let Me Rephrase That For You Please, We Wish We Could Be The Lucky Mouse 😔 #severelyheartbroken #foreverlydepressed

Aw, thank you!

-🏳️‍🌈 anon

Always

hey could i request something with spencer where he like stretches and his top lifts up revealing a bit of his tummy and the reader just can’t resist reaching under his shirt and giving a little squeeze, just a cute little moment and maybe someone witnesses and teases them but they don’t care because they are just so in love with each other that it’s almost upsetting to look at 🥹

Spencer's combined stretch and yawn clearly relieve tension that's been building in the profiler's shoulders for god knows how long, but when you reach out to pinch the soft skin of his belly, he yelps in distress.

"Ow! What- you-!" Spencer blinks rapidly at you, somewhere between offended and confused, "Did you just pinch me?"

"Sorry." You shrug, "I saw it so I had to grab it."

Spencer's brows furrow, and you know his impressive brain is recalling a time when he'd heard Morgan schmooze a woman at a bar with those exact words. She'd been delightfully good-natured about the entire thing, and you hope Spencer will follow in her footsteps.

"You're a creep." He decides, "You waited until I was vulnerable, and then you blitz attacked me to incapacitate me so that you could have your way with me."

"That's my M.O," You nod patiently, "What's my motivation?"

"You love me?" He guesses, cheeks beautifully rosy as his voice peters out bashfully.

"That's why you're the BAU's genius," You grin, leaning in to kiss at his warm cheek, "You're always right."

For my little anons that I am friends with, if you accidentally reveal yourself, no you didn't. It'll get deleted before I read it, I promise. All of your comforts and privacy is important to me and I just want you ALL to know that

would you ever actually send a freaky dm to C

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Probably? Most of my freaky asks are based off others and I struggle with starting conversations

I should e listened to you and C to tell me to dleep (I don't even know if C told me)n but I'm so ducking rored

- 🐱 (Goddamnit toll me at lest five teiws to get this emoju

We can tell unfortunately, go to sleep if you can

100 posts! HOLY SHIT, TWO+ YEARS

I need

Please someone write trans reader, gay ship, tooth rotting fluff with James Potter, Sirius Black, Regulus black, Remus lupin, Spencer Reid, TASM Peter Parker, or any of the 141. I CANNOT WRITE PLEASE, I DON'T EVEN MIND WHAT THE FICS TOPIC IS, I NEED ITTTTTT

The legendary four

Starting my English pre exam in 40 minsy got a good feeling :D

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Good luck but did you sleep more? Are you going to sleep more? What happened to sleep (I'm aware it's 12 AM, shhhhh)

literally had it used on me last night lmao☺️☺️☺️

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I'm guessing you're not in time out anymore?