They're Banned From Penguin Sniper

Jotaro! Show us baby Jolyne!

Here she is.

(Ignore the fact that this is so late— finally trying to catch up with these!)

is wet&wild liquid eyeliner part of the male dungeongoer starter kit or something

i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart

jojo's bizarre adventure is a life altering series if you're susceptible to the brainrot pathogen. if you're not i'm sure it's kinda whatever but if you are. you get enrolled in a secret jojo club and you lose the ability to fully speak your mind outside of it. you realize a tantalizing desire to sightsee in italy, but know that you must never, ever set foot there, else you'll risk annoying everyone around you with the constant pointing out of familiar locations. you cannot go to an aquarium without thinking, "jotaro kujo would love this." when you take a drink of water that's especially refreshing, you think of okuyasu, in tonio's restaurant, where he cried the sleeplessness out of his eyes, and wish you could do the same. and like a zombie, you attempt to spread the disease to others, the people you love most. you say to them, with a sly smile, "hey, there's this anime i think you would like," and if they're not sick of hearing about it, on the off chance they decide to try it, and like it, you'll rejoice at having another person share your curse. now you're both ruined, swapping looks and pointing out things "you just thought were cool." you have matching cherry earrings. your music taste is better than it's ever been.

This meme's ruining my fucking life

You had to take a test to be in a Fandom. Like, an exam style test. You had to study and if you didn't get enough questions right you weren't allowed to see or interact with any other fans until you passed the test. I failed one for my own characters somehow.

beer!!!!

Google is cooked

alright

they should invent goro akechi