One Day I Will Make Or Do Something

having such an awesomesauce day kinda except for i forgot to charge my blender (i hate living in the future) so im sitting here having to. wait HALF AN HOUR to make my drink... wtf... anyways Al-Namrood is a fucking awesome band and mandatory listening for all white people effective immediately

are you easily clockable as queer

i was baptized by proxy (mom pregnant; said it's good enough to get into heaven by technicality) in a catholic church and have never been in one since as far as memory serves so i think of the entire catholic population of the earth i have the Lowest chance of being pope but i think they should pick me specifically because of that. outside perspectives yknow

learning the backstories of any of your female relatives always amounts to taking 500 points of psychological damage and wondering if the world is irredeemably evil

reblog for easter

whatever. go my scarab