Latest Posts by sk3lii - Page 2

forgive me my spotify link i dont speak chinese. things are sort of better today in a strange, not-really kind of way.

your honor dafurq

the Ice War on Europa...

GOING TO THE DOCTOR

Expectations: I’m Sorry You Have Going To Die Disease You Are. Going To Die

Reality: The Doctor Says I Don’t Know

genuinely wild how every time some abusive asshole pulls a DARVO on a woman he abused the general public is like “we’ll never know what really happened, they’re both toxic they were both bad to each other” so the only way a woman can be abused and say she was abused is if she sits in a saint like manner and calmly takes all of it without raising a hand or word in retaliation. like holy shit it’s every time

bitches be like i love reflection and reevaluation

5 minutes later: continues the cycle

i love when a song is an acquired taste. you can listen to something once and go huh. there's something here even if im not quite ready for it yet. and you listen a couple more times. and then bam a couple weeks or months or years later you listen, youve finally worn the song in and it's the most beautiful thing you've ever heard

five year plan: i'm hoping to get shot in the back of the head randomly soon

Cigarette majors will be like “aughhhh I have a whole pack to finish by midnight”

would you let him spin around

Customer: I PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT, MY RACE IN GAME IS GNOME. GNOMER 1 DMV: GNOMER CAN BE A WORD MEANING UGLY PIECE OF SHIT Verdict: ACCEPTED

someone should give me money so i can buy more swords

Changing the age in my bio to 14 before posting a really bad take so no one is allowed to come at me for it

Your disordered thinking has bewitched me fair maiden

i just remembered my favourite fucking tweet

Yay ❤️ Pale horse reveals omen