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Hater: "Anyway... Where we dropping, guys?"

Sylvia: "Have you actually ever had a PROPER interaction with a woman in your life?"

Hater: "Wh- THAT DOESN'T MATTER! NOW CHECK OUT THIS- uh- COOL MAGIC GEM I got online for like seven dollars..."

Peepers (Being sucked into a sandtrap): "GHOUH- OH MY GROP- SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEE!!!"

Wander: "Oh my grop! That looked super dangerous!"

...

Wander: "Sylvia?"

Sylvia: "I didn't see it."

Hater: "Give me back my thing. You see, I had to trap C. Peeps in the pit because he disrespected gamers."

Hater: Welcome to my humble abode. As you can see I have knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers.

Wander: Well this isn't really titled or a tower.

Hater: Well you see, it's a gamer pad. not many girls come in here because i get friend zoned so frequently, but that's ok.

Sylvia: [loudly and judgementally slurps her slushie]

Wander: I'd like to be in the friend zone! I like friends!

Hater: It's not as pleasant as you think. They don't treat you like a friend, they treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women. But unfortunately, as a gamer I dont get respect.

Sylvia: [snickers as she tries not to lose it]

Wander: Well i'm not a gamer, so maybe they will respect me!

Hater: That just makes you a normie. That's the difference between you and I, Wander, I'm an alpha gamer!

Sylvia: AHAHAHAHA!!! Oh... oh MAN Hatey! And here I thought I heard it all!

Hater: SHUT UP SYLVIA! IM TOOOTALLY SERIOUS!

Sylvia: That's what makes it so funny!

HAPPY 31ST ANNIVERSARY (Yeah I know Im late-) These days I was sick so, It took my time to finish it qwq OH AND ALSO A GAMEBOY COLOR PALETTE VERSION- Funfact: Tecnically this drawing is a remake

Today’s Art Tip is: there’s a flexible slab of skin between your thumb and pointer finger called “The Web of The Thumb,” and it can be used to make your hands look more solid and dimensional.

(There are also smaller “webs” between each of your fingers but they’re more subtle.)

best friends or should i say gay lovers <3

@alexcant578 already beat me to this exact idea. Always check the reblogs before you try to be funny 😔

Oh well, at least if I do peel off my skin I can join the skeleton war. The fandom is always looking for new recruits.

"summer hot mosquito bad, winter better" ok boo see u in 6 months when u wanna kill yourself again

Welp, clearing out my askbox has once again made me realize I'm procrastinating on my fic! Great!

No idea when it's gonna be finished and I need to stop making promises that it will be, but I might as well work on it now...

!Spoiler for Relics of the Old Faith!

So After The Update, If You Choose To Kill Narinder After His Boss Fight...

??? will still give him to you as part of the reward after freeing the Bishops.

certified trophy wife moment

One important thing to notice is that this Narinder does NOT have the "immortal" trait like his counterpart which you spare after the boss fight.

This could just be a glitch, but if it's not, it may imply that Lamb is able to strip away other gods' immortality through bringing death to them, and if we choose to spare Narinder, he has never actually died and thus is able to keep his immortality.

So my theory? The Bishops were originally immortal too, just like TOWW, until they were slain by us.

Why'd you have to call us out like that man 😔

Drawn in my algebra class today