Diego: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Five: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Diego: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Luther: Actually I did the math, Five would have $225, not $0.15
Five: did i ask you to fucking input....
Klaus: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Diego: while you’re there could you buy me an apple juice please?
Klaus: Sorry I only have a dollar
Diego: :(
Luther: Hey I just realized guys, Five would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Klaus: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Luther: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Allison: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice
Luther: Apply juice to what
Vanya: Directly to the forehead
Five: Great chat everyone
It's us
they are so real for this
Nothing will ever be sexier than Rick Sanchez's hand reaching through that portal to zap the shit out of his grandkid's attacker excuse me sir please just fuck me once
it's the last chapter mha and there's been a time skip and bkdk are pro heroes out on patrol on a rooftop over looking the city. katsuki walks over to izuku and drops a bag of chips into his lap before sitting down next to him. they open the little card packets together. katsuki gets a deku card; izuku gets a dynamight one
"damn," katsuki says, admiring his card. "i got a huge fuckin' nerd"
izuku beams. "and i got my best friend!"
"tch," katsuki grabs izuku's head and ruffles his curls, and after a moment adds. "yeah me too."
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you ever read a fic so good you want to sit around and discuss it with people english class style
Constable duckable and ducktective meet....
Five, deciding to follow the strange man taking photos of him when he landed in the 60s: hey, i’m here selling
Elliot:
it’s his season
"Can't two guys be just friends?" If they stop looking at each other like that then sure