it’s his season
strangles you with the red thread tying us together
*sighs* i miss my wife, tails
every song is a ship song if you’re in too deep
listen I don’t discriminate... friends to lovers, enemies to lovers, enemies to friends to lovers, friends to enemies to lovers, as long as it ends in lovers i’m down with it all babey
Diego: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Five: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Diego: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Luther: Actually I did the math, Five would have $225, not $0.15
Five: did i ask you to fucking input....
Klaus: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Diego: while you’re there could you buy me an apple juice please?
Klaus: Sorry I only have a dollar
Diego: :(
Luther: Hey I just realized guys, Five would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Klaus: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Luther: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Allison: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice
Luther: Apply juice to what
Vanya: Directly to the forehead
Five: Great chat everyone
i actually fucking hate mentioning IT and the person i’m talking to goes “oh the movie with the clown??” like. yeah. i fucking guess. IT IS THE LEAST IMPORTANT CHARACTER IN THE WHOLE FILM. IT’S FOUND FAMILY. IT’S BOYS IN LOVE IN THE 80s. IT’S BREAKING THE CYCLE. IT’S A GIRL BEING ONE OF THE BOYS. but i guess the stupid fucking dancing clown was also there. wasting everybody’s FUCKING TIME and killing RICHIE TOZIER’S BOYFRIEND