Me: They [two Characters] Would Never Be Good Together Why Do People Ship Them???

Beverly: Uh oh.

Richie: ...what?

Beverly: Somebody's in loooooooooove.

Richie: Yeah, right. I just think Eddie is cool, okay? It's not like I lie awake at night thinking about him.

*later that night*

Richie:

Richie: Uh oh.

I’m starting to suspect that the only way to get my fics written is to write them

new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years

It’s fine because I’m actually using a secret technique called writing it in my head and nowhere else.

sorry yeah we queer coded your boyfriend. he’s arguing with his brash and emotionally reserved rival over something trivial for comedic effect. they have a special, vaguely suggestive bond that sets them apart. hm? oh uhh. yes they are blue and red

I know for a FACT that in sparrow!Academy universe , Shane and Ryan from Buzzfeed have ONE HUNDRED PERCENT made a video about the Kennedy!Six

AND I WANT TO WATCH IT !!!!!!!!!!

I had to do it....

all i want in life is for bkdk to kiss each other on the mouth is that too much to ask

Spooky bookidooki

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*Prepares an entire fem fit*

*looks in the mirror*

Aw shit, it's a masc day