me: bkdk doesn’t need to be canon. they’re already each other’s most intimate, life-changing, cherished connection. their eye contact changes the world, their feelings became one, they already have all these romantically charged moments and are by far the most compelling ship in the series
also me: if bkdk isn’t canon I’m gonna gouge my eyes out !!!!!! LET THE YEARNING END ITS KILLING ME
mha actually makes less sense if bkdk aren’t supposed to be in love with each other
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Kyle’s 2 headaches
Diego: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Five: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Diego: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Luther: Actually I did the math, Five would have $225, not $0.15
Five: did i ask you to fucking input....
Klaus: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Diego: while you’re there could you buy me an apple juice please?
Klaus: Sorry I only have a dollar
Diego: :(
Luther: Hey I just realized guys, Five would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Klaus: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Luther: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Allison: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice
Luther: Apply juice to what
Vanya: Directly to the forehead
Five: Great chat everyone
Why you should watch the Dead Boy Detectives
Blonde and brown haired duo: *Exists*
Me: I know what you are
this is an edit that I found on twitter