"Just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it's not there"
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I'm back! This week has been rough because i have a performing Arts at my school (every year, class 9 have to perform dance and i can't really dance). And It went great
I made this art probably 2 week ago? I lost the track of time so i forgot when i made this. It's about last dragon looking for another survivor. World can be cruel sometime.
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a bunch of craig screaming about exam
This art keep haunting me in my dream and the worst part is I create it.
I’ve been busy since Christmas, hand-crafting exciting new shawls, so you have the biggest choice ever now!
Perfect as Valentines Day presents - order nice and early to ensure everything arrives on time.
*Between 27-01-2018 and 04-02-2018.
Happy hunting ~
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What is the human part that we can lick twist and dunk?
2 people stuck in a horror-movie type setting and one of them keeps doing things that usually get you killed in horror movies and the other is like nO YOU IDIOT DON'T DO THAT because they're Genre Savvy(TM)?
Oh man, I love these. It’s like, my favorite joke. I make them all them all the time. My friends and I used to talk about weird horror movie scenarios all the time too. I think I got this one.
1. “Hey! I heard about this old haunted house on the edge of town! I think we should go check it out!”
“Im sorry, you want to do what now?”
2.”Did you hear that? Let’s go see what that was”
“Uh, yeah, I don’t think so.”
3. “Did you know you had a basement?”
“I didn’t? Let’s go see what’s down there.”
“No way. I’ll tell you what’s down there from up here; Demons,That’s what’s down there. Demons.
4. “Look at how cute this house is! It’s so quaint and vintage! I think it’s the one for you!”
“I don’t know about that…”“Oh come on, I know it’s a little out dated but I think-”
“Stop using ‘out-dated’ as a cute way to say haunted, I am not buying it, or this creepy house”
5. “It was probably just the wind”
“The windchimes seem to disagree with that”
6. “Stop, Im not trying to be sexy, I am literally home alone right now and it’s seriously starting to creep me out, just come over already.”
7. “I thought I told you to lock the door!”
“You told me not to lock the door?”
“No, I told you to always lock the door, unless you’ve noticed the classic signs of the killer already being in your house, then you never lock the door”
8. “Dude, come on, didnt anyone ever tell you that having sex during times like this is like literally begging for the killer to come for you?”
9. “Check it out! I found this really cool antiqu-”
“Im gonna stop you right there. Put it back; It’s haunted.”
10.”Let me get this straight? You want to go camping in the woods; where there is no one around for miles, no cell phone reception, and where three people went missing last year, with no camping or wilderness experience, camping gear that hasn’t been touched in over twenty years, and your car that has had the engine light on since you bought it? “
“Yeah, Some guy told me about it on my home right now”
“So, some random guy came up to you while you were walking, at 10 o’clock at night, and told you about an abandoned campground in the middle of the woods,a campground that is infamous for missing people, and you thought that it was a good idea?”
“It sounded fun at the time?”
11. “Where are you going?”
“To see what fell in the kitchen?”
“Im sorry, I love you, but are you trying to die?”
I really hope you like them! If you need anything else, feel free to ask!
wait. So why the sky haven't fall yet?
the clouds are especially fluffy today…so lovely….very punchable…