Cheat Sheet For Writing Emotion

2 people stuck in a horror-movie type setting and one of them keeps doing things that usually get you killed in horror movies and the other is like nO YOU IDIOT DON'T DO THAT because they're Genre Savvy(TM)?

Oh man, I love these. It’s like, my favorite joke. I make them all them all the time. My friends and I used to talk about weird horror movie scenarios all the time too. I think I got this one. 

1. “Hey! I heard about this old haunted house on the edge of town! I think we should go check it out!” 

“Im sorry, you want to do what now?”

2.”Did you hear that? Let’s go see what that was” 

“Uh, yeah, I don’t think so.”

3. “Did you know you had a basement?”

“I didn’t? Let’s go see what’s down there.” 

“No way. I’ll tell you what’s down there from up here; Demons,That’s what’s down there. Demons.

4. “Look at how cute this house is! It’s so quaint and vintage! I think it’s the one for you!”

“I don’t know about that…”“Oh come on, I know it’s a little out dated but I think-”

“Stop using ‘out-dated’ as a cute way to say haunted, I am not buying it, or this creepy house” 

5. “It was probably just the wind” 

“The windchimes seem to disagree with that” 

6. “Stop, Im not trying to be sexy, I am literally home alone right now and it’s seriously starting to creep me out, just come over already.” 

7. “I thought I told you to lock the door!” 

“You told me not to lock the door?” 

“No, I told you to always lock the door, unless you’ve noticed the classic signs of the killer already being in your house, then you never lock the door” 

8. “Dude, come on, didnt anyone ever tell you that having sex during times like this is like literally begging for the killer to come for you?” 

9. “Check it out! I found this really cool antiqu-”

“Im gonna stop you right there. Put it back; It’s haunted.” 

10.”Let me get this straight? You want to go camping in the woods; where there is no one around for miles, no cell phone reception, and where three people went missing last year, with no camping or wilderness experience, camping gear that hasn’t been touched in over twenty years, and your car that has had the engine light on since you bought it? “ 

“Yeah, Some guy told me about it on my home right now” 

“So, some random guy came up to you while you were walking, at 10 o’clock at night, and told you about an abandoned campground in the middle of the woods,a campground that is infamous for missing people, and you thought that it was a good idea?”  

“It sounded fun at the time?” 

11. “Where are you going?” 

“To see what fell in the kitchen?” 

“Im sorry, I love you, but are you trying to die?” 

I really hope you like them! If you need anything else, feel free to ask! 

This was something my friend did for art class. And I wanted to share (?)

YASYASYAS!!

What do you think? (Today I learn that I can't use chalk)

crocodile : hellow fellow hard skin, i come here only to greet cha,  no greeting? a so you busy being the best crocodile, good luck my friend

moose : GASP I WON JEREMY!

Bonus :

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS SOOOO MESS UP! I ONLY HAVE 1 HOUR LEFT!!!"

I’ve seen posts about digital artists problems, and traditional artists problems, but I’d like to make a post about some of the frustrations that arise when your both.

I’m either good at drawing in my sketchbook or I’m good at drawing on my intuos, I just can’t be both.

I have to pick the canvas size???

Going to lineart something digitally that you sketched on paper but by the time you’re about done it looks like trash.

“AGH WRONG LAYER”

“hhnnnNNNNGGGG THIS DOESN’T HAVE” LAYERS”

“I’VE BEEN COLORING FOR SO LONG I FORGOT HOW TO SKETCH”

I wanna draw on the computer but I’m scrolling on tumblr instead

I wanna draw in my book but it’s on the other side of the room and I’m too lazy to go get it

“Where’s my wacom pen??” meets “where’s a fricking eraser????”

I tried zooming in on my sketchbook one time

Tradigital artist problems

If you wandering, what kind of pet I have, then here she is. She is more bigger than my hand, (or my hand is getting smaller) her name is brazil so... say hi brazil

How to get attention :

First, you come at some one that you want to get attention while he/she sleeping and then you scream until he/she wake up. Clever

I F*CKING DIED AT THIS. ok, so this is the second and last spoiler I’ll post