listening to podfics while doing mundane tasks is so silly
like i’m taking the trash out and i’m hearing “wrapped his hand around both their cocks, stroking them together”
lighting a candle when you shower has duel purposes, it smells yummy and if someone breaks in you have hot wax at the ready
lexie grey how does it feel to live my dream
me trying to figure out if i’m about to have a psychotic break or if i just have a lot of pent up energy
SHAKING IN MY FUCKING BOOTS SCREAMING SOBBING PUNCHING THE FLOOR
me when i have to sit in the back seat but my mom won’t let me stretch out (she cares for my safety)
:(
dude i think i’m evolving or something, i have been wanting to draw like 24/7
i crave art
Love Like You is so Astarion coded
Body Heat = 107.6 F
Cold Water = 40 F
Hot Air = 300 F
High Altitude = 15,000 ft
Starvation = 45 days
Diving Depth = 282 ft
Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes
Blood Loss = 40%
Dehydration = 7 days
when is it my turn to be best friends with a horse bruh
i just wanna give a horse a fun whimsical life, we can be whimsical together 😭