Jokes Aside, If I Were Soda And I Read Pony's Essay, I'd Be So Mad And Offended About How I Put My Whole

off-screen is the farmer eating 5 whole baguettes in rapid succession.

Quick Equius Doodle!!! :3 sweaty horse boy

Roxy doobles

I drew my favourite stuffed animal in the world!! I love him lol

So. It's almost St Patrick's day lol. My religion teacher was out so we got to do coloring and-

...Priestal dude...

THIS IS A JOKE DON'T GET OFFENDED PLZ :(

ponyboy with a stutter. terrified that he might have to read something aloud, the socs have a nasty habit of mocking it when they’re beating him up. soda had one, too at one point, but he managed to grow out of his.

johnny with nonverbal autism. it’s not that he can’t speak, he just won’t a lot of the time. he’s spent his whole life being screamed at to shut up, to be quiet and obedient. he hasn’t lived with his parents for a while, but some scars are too deep to ever heal all the way.

soda with adhd. knee always bouncing, music always playing to keep his brain appropriately engaged. he’s never been able to sleep, he normally stays awake after pony wakes up from a nightmare just thinking. everyone always calls him the one that can’t stop talking, sometimes he wishes he could just so they’d leave him alone about it.

darry with apd. he hates watching tv because he knows he’ll never be able to figure out what’s happening. he wants to scream every now and then when he thinks of how easy it is for his brothers to just talk. johnny and him like to look through the sign language dictionary and learn the alphabet, they teach the rest of the gang.

dally with ocd. he can only have eleven cigarettes a day, no more, no less. he looks over his shoulder every single second bc he has all the paranoia in the free world. he almost had a panic attack when pony and johnny came to buck’s and messed up how he kept his room.

two-bit with an addictive personality. he’s always been that way, but it started when he was little and really liked tv shows. he cares so much, he cares too much. as he got older, he started smoking, started drinking, and he could never stop. not even if he wanted to, not even if he tried.

steve with insomnia. permanent shadows under his eyes. he’s always irritable when he’s particularly tired, but he’s never had it in him to take it out on soda. he stays out in the lot mostly bc he hates the feeling of being in his house, but he doesn’t sleep any better out there.

MORE house MD headcanons (just hilson)

finished season 2 officially FINALLY. took forever. anyway these freaks live in the little furrows of my brain and eat my grey matter so here's this

House:

had multiple deadly allergies as a kid that he grew out of as an adult for some reason

the pickiest eater you have ever seen. the canned soup is not a laziness thing he's just afraid to waste his money on shit he won't eat

composes his own songs on the piano when he's got time but never writes then down, freestyles that shit

DEFINITELY has some pot he smokes a few times a year

obviously when Wilson learns this he's concerned that maybe it's laced and is like House where are you getting this and House literally tells him the exact location on the exact part of town on the exact street and where the guy normally is on weekdays because he assumes Wilson wanted in on it

subconsciously thinks of Chase, Cameron, and Foreman as his children. of course he doesn't realize it nor would he ever admit it so don't misinterpret but lwk worries about them a lot and talks about them to acquaintances in such a way that multiple people actually think he has three grown up children

gets overstimulated fairly easily but not the shut-down-get-quiet overstimulation he starts yelling and hitting things and getting pissed off

has bad anxiety but in the opposite way most people do. doesn't get anxious in most social situations at all whatsoever but give that man ten minutes alone with his thoughts in his own house and he's sweating

doesn't sing but has perfect pitch. sometimes someone in the office will hum something or make a noise and he'll just absently go "E flat" (based on one of my irl friends noah you won't see this but you freak me the fuck out with that)

runs cold all year (something something universal recipient)

eventually stops drinking because it gives him panic attacks and nightmares

sad weepy drunk

pretends not to care about patients but there have been several times that a patient died and made him completely shut down for days at a time

views his disability as something to compensate for

if House MD took place in the modern day he would definitely have a twitch live stream about a patient to get idea

chronic nail biter

most definitely would own one of those massive fucking brick flip phones even if the show was set today

he doesn't know what OS stands for. couldn't tell you what a USB-C looked like if his life depended on it. wouldn't be very good at operating a smart phone. has an extremely durable cheap phone because he's always dropping and/or throwing it

Wilson:

lactose intolerant methinks

or possibly gluten sensitive

would still eat gluten bread and dairy products regardless

never quite got the hang of chopsticks. if he gets sushi or Chinese takeout with House, House makes that little chopsticks contraption for him

do you guys know what im talking about

the kind of autism that makes you feel bad about everything ever all the time and obsessed with a particular thing

definitely collected baseball cards at some point in his life

doesn't really keep kosher but hates most meat so he rarely ends up mixing dairy and meat anyways

if you gave him one of those Nee Doh nice cube things he would sit there and play with that shit for hours at a time

if he was born in the right generation he would have loved slime as a kid

ended up really close with House's team

does marching Halloween costumes with House every single year

House actually doesn't like Halloween (lots of walking) but it makes Wilson happy so usually he agrees

one year they went as American Gothic (House insisted on being the old man with the pitchfork and now everyone has photos of Wilson in a bad blonde wig)

really good in pediatrics. it really wears on him if he has a young patient but he handles it really well

taught himself to make balloon animals for the pediatric cancer patients

runs warm all year (something something universal donor)

big spoon

has joint problems but he insists it's not that bad so he won't go get seen for it

favorite movie is Pretty in Pink

office teddy bear. working in oncology is hard and some of the nurses just don't take it as well, so if he's around he takes it upon himself to comfort them

shockingly pretty good with technology and phones. i like to think this is because he has a fairly adaptive personality as it is and medical technology (especially in oncology) is always changing so he's used to keeping up with new things

definitely would have one of those fucking military ass otterboxes and a tempered glass screen protector and a camera protector like someone is gonna come run over his fucking phone

lwk i think he'd be kinky asf but im gonna leave that there

"I miss you Herbert"

Pip doesn't deserve to be happy

I did use a base for pip

Giving a thunder stone to your eevee be like ... Kaboom ! Yeah, pokemon again... I like pokemons but it take time to animate them.