Haven't Posted In A While Because Sessional Depression Is No Joke, But Posted A New Fic!

My bad, it was a maltshop not a bar. I misremembered. But everything else I've said is still absolutely relevant.

Crystal is 100% the girl that would have fake IDs are you kidding me?

How she got through the airport security though- now that's the interesting part we really need to ask ourselves.

My personal headcanon for how Crystal was able to go through airplanes security but didn't know her full name even though she needs her ID and such for this stuff-

Guys. Come on. She 100% had multiple fake IDs, are you kidding me?

In the show we see her going to a bar in the first episode, where David catches her again when she's hiding at the bathroom, and we know she's not a legal adult.

Crystal is 100% the kind of girl that had a bunch of fake IDs. Be for real.

She probably didn't have her real one on her. David must've left it behind and used just the fake ones to get into places.

She probably hypnotized people in the airport with her powers to not look deep into them and let her go pass security. (Not my original headcanon but I've seen it somewhere and I agree with it).

She probably had some cash on her too at the start, for the flights and one week's rent (she tells Jenny she has rent on her when she comes in, and "you're the only room in town I can maybe afford". So she might've had some cash in the beginning (she got some clothes too, didn't she?) but it has probably ran out during the show).

The real question is why the hell did they need 3 plane flights *and* a ferry?? Maybe it was for a comical punch. But that's still a bit weird. And such a waste.

Maybe the fact she didn't have all of her identification papers is what made them have to take a more complicated route.

This hold up for sure made Edwin get pissed too. He probably bitched about it to Charles the whole way.

The people that are Fizarolli fans from Helluva Boss are also Charles Rowland fans I said what I said.

Dear Netflix,

I need at least 5 more seasons of Dead Boy Detectives. If you do that bullshit of cancelling a perfect show after 1 or 2 or even 3 seasons, I will become physically ill and cannot be held responsible for my actions.

Thank you.

Update I forgot to make: started writing the love potion fic about two days ago. But I still work on several other fics at the same time. Stay tuned!

Now that I'm finished with my fencing fic, which fic should I write next?

Idk mates I'm mostly going out with a vibe but I'm curious to see Tumblr's preference. I have like 20 fics ideas, this is just what I feel like the most right now.

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

Happy to inform!

I like Damian's pets sm I'm happy for any excuse to talk about them

(credit: Gabriel Picolo's official art from the tiktok account)

Do you think Alfred has that book for Damian?

I know Damian is vegetarian not vegan but still. Plus I'm pretty sure he drinks only batcow's milk to not abuse other animals so it could make sense.

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

My brain is so obsessed with the Payneland fencing fic I wrote and I just need to share it-

I feel like I nailed Edwin's cuntiness really well I'm proud of it.

My brain is just obsessed with this, those parts live in my brain 24/7 really.

Anyway here's the link if anyone's interested!

I have already posted a snippet and a description in my blog, I just had to talk about these parts too because holy god they're killing me. I love Edwin being a bitch and Charles loving Edwin for being a bitch thinking his best mate is like the best person ever with such heart eyes.

Charles my baby boy just admit it you fell over your head already (...he does admit it at the end in my fic).

Anyway I'm obsessed and I just had to share it. Do with that information as you will!

Lucifer can shape shift, he can theoretically be at any hight he wants. He just chooses to be the short king that he is.

I love that about him.