Jason Vorhees Has The Biggest Slasher Tits And That’s A Fact. His Bazongas Are Fucking Sizes Of Large

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Slashers' trauma (:

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RZ Michael Myers🦁🖤- 

Michael has emotional trauma I think. His mom's boyfriend keep making fun of him until he snapped same with his sister.

Jason Voorhees🐻‍❄️💙-

Jason has trauma from his bullies.

Thomas Hewitt🐃🧡-

Tommy has emotional trauma from Charlie/Hoyt. Hoyt probably made fun of Tommy's face.

Vincent Sinclair🦉🤍-

Emotional trauma. His parents made him wear mask his whole childhood which made him feel bad about himself.

Lester Sinclair🦝💚-

Lester was neglected by his parents so he has emotional trauma as well. He probably never experienced parental love.

Brahms Heelshire🦐💛-

He has the same trauma as Lester and Vinny. His parents put him away.

Billy Lenz🐭💕-

Billy has all emotional and physical trauma. He was neglected and probably beat by his mother.

Martin Mathias🦇💞-

I don't really think Martin has any trauma.

who am i if not a slasher whore (and slut)

GOING FERAL THIS ART IS AMAZING!!

Hannibal poster if you even care.

Ok so I am vacationing in Greece at the moment and I went to a meat market and I was like damn these about to go so hard as references for Hannibal art so I stayed up way late (I’m about to suffer tomorrow) drawing this.

LOOK AT THE MEAT. LOOK BECAUSE WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE ANIMALS AND US WHEN YOUR STOMACH IS EMPTY AND YOUR HUMANITY IS GONE.

Y/n: I-is there a Mx. Heelshire??

Malcom: Are you flirting with stinky ass wall murderer??

Y/n: He’s fucking hot

when is it my turn to be prescribed cannibalism and gay sex by my therapist...

Watching Michael myers gets his ass beat by Corey is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Bro was beefing with a senior citizen… like Michael was just chilling in them stank ass sewers and Corey just comes out of nowhere and drags the old man..I was so embarrassed for Michael here..they was really tussling, Scrap boxing over a mask that is over 40 years old and probably smells like shit😭 #corey abuses the elderly real

@ literally everyone of you that simps for the big slashy men...

Yall slasher loving bitches out here ....

No, we are not the same. You are gonna go to see Halloween ends because you want to get scared. Im gonna go because I want to get horny.