Some Of Ya’ll

A dnd party where the ranger’s companion, the wizard’s familiar, the warlock’s patron, and the cleric’s deity are all the same creature

Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

BeruAni week day 1: Height

there was a time in my life when i was pinched for money, so i wound up living in a house with 7 guys (all my good friends)... guess it’s no surprise that i ended up as the house fuck toy. once i’d started, i was servicing dick basically every single day. i fucking loved it - i’d never had that much sex in my whole life! i moved out after about a year, and we were all sad that things had to come to an end... though some of us meet up for quickies every now and then ;)

Bumps on the bus.

Artist: Braeburned

Who knew?

How to Survive a trip to IKEA

Never go alone- bring a partner. Travel in pairs

Before entering, ensure that someone not entering knows you are going in, and when you expect to be out

Before entering, determine the cause of your mission- your mission objective. Bookcase? Couch? Oven? Meatballs? Figure it out

Upon entering, locate The Path

Do not disengage from The Path until you have reached your mission destination. Many have been lost forever to the wilds of IKEA by not obeying this. Very few are ever located again by the sparse store employees.

Upon reaching your mission destination, you may disengage from The Path ONLY when accompanied by your partner (physical contact should be maintained- ie, holding hands, holding shirt sleeve, both holding an end of a rope, etc)

When you disengage from The Path to acquire the data for your mission objective (ie, the item number for the bookcase, couch, meatballs, etc), it becomes your partner’s responsibility to maintain visual contact with The Path. Much like weeping angel statues, The Path will move if not actively being watched. This will strand you and your partner in the wilds of IKEA, so ensure you choose a partner wisely.

Upon acquiring the mission objective data (ie the item number), navigate back to The Path. You may disengage physical contact with your partner once you have safely returned to The Path

Do not leave The Path again. It will naturally end at the warehouse/stock section. This is a long, huge hall with many branches.

At the entrance of the warehouse section, acquire a cart if necessary. Using your item coordinates, locate your mission objective. Do not leave the main hallway except for the branch where your item is located. Like The Path, the wilds of IKEA sometimes sneak up on travelers that wander the warehouse section

Once your item has been loaded, head to the check out section. Do not touch anything in the boxes along the way. They appear to be full of candles or stuffed animals or useful kitchenware; it is a ruse. They are carnivorous.

After checking out, exit to the loading area. Load your item, and leave.

Do not look in your rearview mirror as you leave. It shouldn’t pursue you if you don’t look back.

Maybe it’s just me but I REALLY want a little that I can manipulate and mold into my perfect little girl. One who follows my every order, no matter how obscene, because they want my praise. Conditioned and brainwashed to melt over even the slightest bit of praise, and ready to kneel at even the hint of a command. Just my own precious little slave, that I can spoil endlessly, and command endlessly.

Messing around with tumblr and found this out

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AND WATCH IT SPIN!!:D