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A woman’s place in the world is beneath a man with his cock in her mouth. Reblog if you agree.

Hi! I’m Kas and I have too much shit, so I’m hosting a giveaway! I would prefer that you be following me, just so you can know who wins, but it doesn’t matter, honestly. Likes and reblogs count. You can reblog as many times as you want, I don’t care LOL. I can ship anywhere.

This ends on April 30th

You could win:

3 My Little Pony coloring books

Thor cup

a Nepeta Hat

a 3Ds

A DS case

and 13 DS games (plus a gameboy game!)

Kinda Excited

You know, I don't post often. In fact, I only post the few things that I find that absolutely love, to archive them for later. But it's still pretty rad to get some followers off of just that.

Giving away a brand new Monoprice tablet! It has been opened to see if everything was there and for a quick 5 minute test run (the battery it came with is in the pen already). I liked the tablet but changed my mind - So I’d love to give it a new home to someone who is in need!

RULES

You do NOT have to follow me

Reblog to enter - likes and multiple reblogs don’t count. Just one. (If you don’t want the tablet and would like to reblog for signal boost then please say so, when rebloging it, so that I know to exclude you in the final drawing)

I will ship anywhere world wide

Make sure you ask box is open so I can let you know if you’ve won!

Contest ends June 3rd at 11:30pm CST

The winner will be picked with a random number generator

It’s rough out here

How to Survive a trip to IKEA

Never go alone- bring a partner. Travel in pairs

Before entering, ensure that someone not entering knows you are going in, and when you expect to be out

Before entering, determine the cause of your mission- your mission objective. Bookcase? Couch? Oven? Meatballs? Figure it out

Upon entering, locate The Path

Do not disengage from The Path until you have reached your mission destination. Many have been lost forever to the wilds of IKEA by not obeying this. Very few are ever located again by the sparse store employees.

Upon reaching your mission destination, you may disengage from The Path ONLY when accompanied by your partner (physical contact should be maintained- ie, holding hands, holding shirt sleeve, both holding an end of a rope, etc)

When you disengage from The Path to acquire the data for your mission objective (ie, the item number for the bookcase, couch, meatballs, etc), it becomes your partner’s responsibility to maintain visual contact with The Path. Much like weeping angel statues, The Path will move if not actively being watched. This will strand you and your partner in the wilds of IKEA, so ensure you choose a partner wisely.

Upon acquiring the mission objective data (ie the item number), navigate back to The Path. You may disengage physical contact with your partner once you have safely returned to The Path

Do not leave The Path again. It will naturally end at the warehouse/stock section. This is a long, huge hall with many branches.

At the entrance of the warehouse section, acquire a cart if necessary. Using your item coordinates, locate your mission objective. Do not leave the main hallway except for the branch where your item is located. Like The Path, the wilds of IKEA sometimes sneak up on travelers that wander the warehouse section

Once your item has been loaded, head to the check out section. Do not touch anything in the boxes along the way. They appear to be full of candles or stuffed animals or useful kitchenware; it is a ruse. They are carnivorous.

After checking out, exit to the loading area. Load your item, and leave.

Do not look in your rearview mirror as you leave. It shouldn’t pursue you if you don’t look back.

Just like last time, from now until 8/18 reblog this post as many times as you want for your chance to win a Riot K-9 Nasus skin. A number will be picked at Randomizer.org to determine the winner.

I apologize that this didn’t work last time. In order to make up for that, I am offering two K-9 Nasus skins, both will be chosen at random.

Thank you so much for your participation and following Ask PCM! \o/

Everyone that reblogs this post will get a nude. Every. Single. One. girls especially 😋❤️💦