Stanley: Without Ford, I Was Just Half Of A Dynamic Duo. I Couldn't Make It Out Without Him, And Now

The opening:

The anime:

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

I’ve always wanted to do this meme. I’m so glad I got around to it! It’s so much fun!!

Van Hohenheim: *starts out as a slave who is unable to read or write*

Van Hohenheim: *learns to read and write and eventually becomes a monk*

Van Hohenheim: *is taught extensive knowledge of alchemy*

Van Hohenheim: *watches entire race get destroyed by some arrogant prick in a jar*

Van Hohenheim: *goes to foreign country, spreads peace, and teacher them alchemy for healing*

Van Hohenheim: *sacrifices a long life with his wife and kids to go save a country from complete annihilation*

Van Hohenheim: *loves and cares for his sons, and does not blame them for hating him*

Van Hohenheim: *feels genuinely guilty for leaving his family and blames himself for his wive's death*

Van Hohenheim: *asks family and close friends to leave the country just in case he doesn't succeed*

Van Hohenheim: *tries to convince the murderer of his countrymen to stop being so evil and refuses to fight him because he feels it's wrong*

Van Hohenheim: *sacrifices himself to protect his eldest son from being completely annihilated*

Van Hohenheim: *hugs his youngest son as soon as he gets his body back, because he know he misses human warmth*

Van Hohenheim: *spends his last remaining moments at his wife's grave telling her how much he loved her and his sons*

Fullmetal Fandom: HE'S SUCH A HEARTLESS ASSHOLE!!! HOW COULD HE DO THAT TOO POOR ED AND AL?!?! I HATE HIM!!!

Me: Did you even watch the fucking show?

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