Love Ignoring Things ‘have You Seen This Terrible Show’ No Im The Ignorer ‘can You Believe What

Rus anon this is a fucking gold mine that I’ve been laughing at since you sent it to me.

100% at first Zoro just did it and Nami was like “fuck it, whoever finds Zoro first gets a fuckin reward” and from there Luffy and Law one day were annoying one another and Chopper came running out and was like “where is Zoro!?” and everyone just shrugged cause like ??? “it’s not my day to watch him”

it was Robin’s idea to whomever found him would be king of the ship for a day and how is Luffy not going to jump on that for one, for two, Nami isn’t going to miss this chance ever, and three Law wants some god damn peace and quiet and he’ll fuckin get it

I agree they’re the top 3 cause of their senses, but I also think it goes a little deeper than that and they’re all just so fuckin competitive. Chopper isn’t, he’s just so adamant about bandages.

HC accepted but only if to this day Zoro still has no fuckin clue an intense battle for “King of the Ship” Wages on the fact he has no clue where he is ever and that even Law gets excited when he finds Zoro and “thats just fuckin creepy Torao”  “That’s fine. I’m gonna be king.” “King of what?” “Don’t worry about it, here hold my hand I can’t lose my prize.”

God send these that was based off of Zoro just getting lost 😂

drew a constant mood on the mind

Hostile

Yes of course canon x oc ships are Fantastic but allow me to offer an alternate option thats WAY funnier: canon character who’s life is Plagued and Haunted by your ocs. Who cannot stand your oc and dreads every waking second that your oc might cross their path and their day will be irrepreably ruined.

GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART

Your turtle maybe feral, but are they “bite a bitch so hard they draw blood that they then have to spit out” feral?

We all talk about how ridiculous Danny Phantom would be for the Justice League to deal with but you know who’d be even worse? Timmy. Goddamn. Turner.

Because Phantom and his villains might be insanely overpowered but at least they actually make sense and have a specific jurisdiction! Here’s this random kid who can and will make Literally Anything happen whenever and wherever he wants and half the League isn’t even allowed to know why! Batman tries to investigate and while he does find out that Dimmsdale is legitimately batshit insane any time he gets close to figuring it out all his leads end up taking him to a website that literally just says “Fuck You Crocker” in eighteen different languages including fucking Atlantean!(in totally unrelated news Aquaman hasn’t been answering his calls.) The space heroes hear about him and are all like “you mean that little fucker who brought Dark Laser to life?” and this is news to everyone else because somehow they missed the LITERAL DEATH STAR SHARING THEIR ORBIT!!!!

And then when they finally manage to bring him in to get things cleared up Constantine goes even more ballistic than he did with Phantom, because You Absolutely Do Not Fuck With The Fae And Their Chosen. Do you want the apocalypse? Because messing with this shit is how you get the apocalypse.

Now, this Limited Interaction Policy worked out well with Phantom because he and the League had the right perspective to understand why it existed and go along with it. Timmy, who is a child having fun hanging out with superheroes and has been conditioned by circumstance to distrust magical authority figures, decides that Constantine is a bitch-ass motherfucker and starts interacting with the League as much as he possibly can out of Spite, which Cosmo and Wanda are actively encouraging both so he can potentially have positive relationships with adults for once and for the lols. He very quickly clocks Batman and Wonder Woman as being parent-shaped and will often just follow one of them around the Watchtower if he’s bored. 

Also when he meets the Young Justice team his first thought is to wonder what would happen if he put Wally “I can run faster than sound but magic isn’t real” West in a room with Denzel “Everything is because of Fairy Godparents” Crocker and locked the door.