HEARTBREAKING: Poor Girl Has To Get Out Of The Soft Warm Bed Even Though She Is So So So So Comfy

As much as I’d love to have a wholesome TMNT Crossover where instead of having to face the some worlds-ending horrors they all take a giant turtle-pile nap (because damn all these turtles need one) I know it can never be.

Because realistically, that sort of crossover would end with 2012!Raph trying to smother 2003! Raph with his pillow for snoring like a chainsaw.

Rus anon this is a fucking gold mine that I’ve been laughing at since you sent it to me.

100% at first Zoro just did it and Nami was like “fuck it, whoever finds Zoro first gets a fuckin reward” and from there Luffy and Law one day were annoying one another and Chopper came running out and was like “where is Zoro!?” and everyone just shrugged cause like ??? “it’s not my day to watch him”

it was Robin’s idea to whomever found him would be king of the ship for a day and how is Luffy not going to jump on that for one, for two, Nami isn’t going to miss this chance ever, and three Law wants some god damn peace and quiet and he’ll fuckin get it

I agree they’re the top 3 cause of their senses, but I also think it goes a little deeper than that and they’re all just so fuckin competitive. Chopper isn’t, he’s just so adamant about bandages.

HC accepted but only if to this day Zoro still has no fuckin clue an intense battle for “King of the Ship” Wages on the fact he has no clue where he is ever and that even Law gets excited when he finds Zoro and “thats just fuckin creepy Torao”  “That’s fine. I’m gonna be king.” “King of what?” “Don’t worry about it, here hold my hand I can’t lose my prize.”

God send these that was based off of Zoro just getting lost 😂

who else up hurkleing their durkleing

Hilda by Duane Bryers

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I started this on the night of the finale and I just finished it lol HERE YA GO GUYS

it’s been an amazing ride

please do not repost this anywhere ever!!!

"i danced with death" yeah well i slowly ran from him all frail and daintily in a cunt-honoring way

love him