Gintama Translators Be Like: "We Promise You, Dear Viewer, That This Joke Makes Sense. Given You Understand

Sometimes I open Ao3 as one would a fridge in the middle of the night. Hungry, but not willing to commit to anything that is in there and hopping a miracle will make something new and appetising appear out of thin air if only I close it and open again.

As much as I’d love to have a wholesome TMNT Crossover where instead of having to face the some worlds-ending horrors they all take a giant turtle-pile nap (because damn all these turtles need one) I know it can never be.

Because realistically, that sort of crossover would end with 2012!Raph trying to smother 2003! Raph with his pillow for snoring like a chainsaw.

Fanfic so good you gotta stop and scroll on social media to not get overwhelmed

every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked

monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you

this is how the cold war ended

this is KILLING MEEEEE

Something that I drew in February to finish in August for Vegito Day

girls r like "but he's my comfort character" and then it's literally the most emotionally traumatized man you have ever seen ever

Ninjago AU where Garmadon uses the megaweapon to create that poison giant ham sandwich and it becomes a running gag that just pops up in the background of seasons