Sleepisntreal - Too Old Inside

Hostile

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

Mentre leggevo un po' e mi perdevo nei ricordi, mi son imbattuto in uno che mi ha fatto ridere adesso come allora.

Metro di Napoli, direzione Fuorigrotta.

Due ragazzi seduti affianco a me discutono:

A: oh, te si' sturiat aaa relazione ee Grassmann??

B: chiiiii?

A: GRASSMANN!!!

B: ....(faccia perplessa)...

A: ma comm, chill ca' serv pe' calcola' aaa dimension!!

B: AAA DIMENSION????

Al che, spazientito e molto irritato per la palese ignoranza del collega e per il fatto che non avesse studiato, nonostante all'inizio avesse affermato il contrario, si alza all'inpiedi, mani a V sul pube, ed esclama:

EEE, A DIMENSION EE STU' CAZZ!

Ovviamente i vicini di posto, tra cui io, che facevano fatica a trattenere una risata.

TikTokers are such pussies when it comes to ships. “B-but they’re not canon 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😖😖” honey back in my day we shipped characters from entirely different medias uphill both ways in the snow

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

this is KILLING MEEEEE

Does anyone one else think the power to travel through dimensions would be cool?

Not to check out your alternate self, because that could be depressing.

No. There’s only one right way to use a power like this.

And that is to watch the shows were canceled!

Just think about it! Shows that we loved taken from us far too soon, maybe even never getting a proper ending.

In another dimension, it continued on. Something you probably watched for hours on end is back in life and the story goes on.

Hell! It doesn’t just have to be TV series. It could a book series, YouTube series, A MOVIE YOU THOUGHT SUCKED IN THIS DIMENSION COULD BE BETTER IN ANOTHER!

SKY’S THE LIMIT!

Well, that’s all I have to say.

If you have a series of something you would love to see the full story of, put it in the tags below.

We all talk about how ridiculous Danny Phantom would be for the Justice League to deal with but you know who’d be even worse? Timmy. Goddamn. Turner.

Because Phantom and his villains might be insanely overpowered but at least they actually make sense and have a specific jurisdiction! Here’s this random kid who can and will make Literally Anything happen whenever and wherever he wants and half the League isn’t even allowed to know why! Batman tries to investigate and while he does find out that Dimmsdale is legitimately batshit insane any time he gets close to figuring it out all his leads end up taking him to a website that literally just says “Fuck You Crocker” in eighteen different languages including fucking Atlantean!(in totally unrelated news Aquaman hasn’t been answering his calls.) The space heroes hear about him and are all like “you mean that little fucker who brought Dark Laser to life?” and this is news to everyone else because somehow they missed the LITERAL DEATH STAR SHARING THEIR ORBIT!!!!

And then when they finally manage to bring him in to get things cleared up Constantine goes even more ballistic than he did with Phantom, because You Absolutely Do Not Fuck With The Fae And Their Chosen. Do you want the apocalypse? Because messing with this shit is how you get the apocalypse.

Now, this Limited Interaction Policy worked out well with Phantom because he and the League had the right perspective to understand why it existed and go along with it. Timmy, who is a child having fun hanging out with superheroes and has been conditioned by circumstance to distrust magical authority figures, decides that Constantine is a bitch-ass motherfucker and starts interacting with the League as much as he possibly can out of Spite, which Cosmo and Wanda are actively encouraging both so he can potentially have positive relationships with adults for once and for the lols. He very quickly clocks Batman and Wonder Woman as being parent-shaped and will often just follow one of them around the Watchtower if he’s bored. 

Also when he meets the Young Justice team his first thought is to wonder what would happen if he put Wally “I can run faster than sound but magic isn’t real” West in a room with Denzel “Everything is because of Fairy Godparents” Crocker and locked the door.

~ ❀ ✿{x} ✿ ❀ ~

I started this on the night of the finale and I just finished it lol HERE YA GO GUYS

it’s been an amazing ride

please do not repost this anywhere ever!!!