this one has been in the works for a couple years now! i wrote most of what it currently is over this past summer, and finally wrapped up the in-betweens these last couple days, but at last, here is the 11.5k oneshot i affectionately refer to as my bakukami manifesto:
it's also a sort of veiled introduction to the premise of the verse in which i plan to set my kaminari crackfic, but that one is barely even a concept in my brain, so don't think too hard about it yet :P though it's not quite everything i wanted it to be, it's darn close enough, and i've been keeping y'all waiting long enough. so please, enjoy :) next ao3 post on friday!
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What’s something about Ron Weasley as a character that you think is underrated?
That Ron is really, really funny, and that his sense of humour isn't a sign of immaturity or gratuitous comic relief for the reader's sake, but an absolutely essential part of what both Harry and Hermione value in Ron as a character as an antidote to their own tendencies (moodiness and seriousness/anxiousness, respectively). Ron makes bad days bearable to get through for the people around him. I think people mistake Ron making jokes for a lack of emotional awareness, but I actually think it’s the opposite. By the series end Ron is literally the most emotionally well-adjusted of the central canon characters. That line about Peeves’ poem right at the end of DH when the war is won (“Really gives a feeling for the scope and tragedy of the thing, doesn't it?”) is a) brilliant and b) such a great manifesto for how Ron’s outlook on the world — not humour as emotional avoidance, but humour that sits within all the grief and pain and suffering, and makes it that bit more bearable. So yeah Ron Weasley’s love for chuckles is Important and Overlooked and I will keep saying it til I am blue in the face
slow dancing in the rain while you press your partners forehead to yours, like you’re trying to crash into each other like the stars do, giggling as you stumble on to each other’s feet, laying in the grass foreheads still connected, eyes closed, smiling into the sky itself, content
Hiii, just dropping by to say I read your Dron snippet and I'm soo looking forward to it, I feel like I already read all their good fics haha!
holy shit my dude this is so sweet 🥹🥹🥹
i can't describe to you the way i shrieked when i saw this, TYSMM for liking my writing AND for being my first ever ask!!!
the dron fic drought (bar dronarry, smut, or both bc ppl rlly like their pwp) is what inspired (read: held me hostage and forced) me to start writing fr 😔 bc i see so much potential for their characters other than their (admittedly very present) sexual chemistry. much philosophical discussions to be had when u're on opposite sides of the (wizarding) ideological spectrum (dw, draco comes fully around, he's actually a sweetheart deep deep deep deep down)
and also, Reveal Thyself anon, don't be shy!! let's be best friends!!! let's braid e/o's hair!!! i don't acc have any dron shipper friends atm, i've been needing to convert all my irl besties by force thru my nonstop infodumping lmao
i was planning on waiting til i've written more chaps to post on ao3, but if you'd prefer me to start releasing what i have rn, totally can do 👍✨
hear me out, ron is better fit for draco than hermione is #ronstaninhermionestanfield
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*undooms your yuri* 🩸🫦
Does anyone else have breakdowns where you aren’t crying or yelling, but you just can’t think and you just want to curl up in a ball wherever you are?
Stoat in his winter coat, Kodiak, Alaska
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verisimilous on ao3 ➳ they call me the CDC the way i run the Collaborative Delulu Center
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