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I feel like normies think of tumblr as the fanart and aesthetic and gifset website but real tumblrinas know that our most culturally significant output and our lifeblood is the humble text post

Soup!!!

hey guys i-

I hate everyone here

But I'll try to make the world a little better anyways

i love how none of you are normal

Happy new year everyone!

It’s a tradition of mine to draw my skykid watching the fireworks in the hour before midnight on New Year’s Eve. This is my fourth year doing it.

Here are the others

Alright my turn. I am team present, but not because of Off The Hook.

I am team present because Splatoon as a whole exists in the present. Part of what makes the game so special is that it stays on time with the fan base. It grows and changes and is amazing and beautiful and colorful as it is now.

I wasn’t around for Splatoon one, and I was only around for the very end of Splatoon Two after the Final Fest, but I still got incredibly attached to the characters. When Splatoon Three had released I got to see all the characters changed at the same pace as me. We grew up together, and that is why this franchise is special to me. It’s why I keep coming back after large amounts of time.

The past has already happened, and we should both remember and honor it. The future is uncertain, we have no idea what’s to come. We should live and appreciate the present while it is happening, because once it’s gone we can never get it back.

See y’all on the turf field, may the best team win 💕

im allowed to get sappy about grandfest and what team i'm picking & so are all of you.. lets become little philosophers together while we pick our funny teams for our funny squis game. btw the fish are attacking

“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

“That’s right.”

“At the request of a princess.”

“Right again.”

“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

“You’re very perceptive.”

“How big is your royal family, again?“

“We don’t have one.”

“But–“

“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“

“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

“Public sanitation.”

“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

“We think he’s a little confused.”