sleepyisafox
They/them - Currently obsessed with splatoon and sky cotl
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peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime
99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!
people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.
I hate everyone here
But I'll try to make the world a little better anyways
my trusty old mouse finally died and i don't think i like this new mouse as much. :(
"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"
I still think the most devastating enshittification I've ever seen has been picrew. One of the few dress-up game websites left that's not flash-based and it's become DRENCHED in ads. You can't open the home screen without being blasted by at least three or four ads. You can't open two picrews in a row without watching a video ad first. When you have a picrew open the ads cover up the different options and sometimes even stack on each other so you have to hit like 2 or 3 different x buttons to get it to go away, only for more to appear seconds later. Evil world
I’ve never had a reheading go this horribly before. I’d say I’m pretty good at beheading- I may have broken a neck once or twice, but never any parts I actually liked or intended on keeping, and usually a reheading is the easiest thing, right? Just a little squish and a pop and done, a complete person. But this time it just- it just won’t go back on the body?? Which is incredibly frustrating but also, like, why??
And the funniest thing is, I’m not even swapping a head!! This is a curvy dancer head going onto a curvy dancer body!! They match!! This should have been so simple!! But no, this head’s just flopping around like a limp flaccid idiot and my hands are all red and sore now but the head just isn’t attaching all the way!!
Today I did six beheadings and two other reheadings, and I wanted to get this one attached so I could take a picture, but somehow it just isn’t working!! The head is just getting squished around but isn’t stretching over the neck right!! And I’m way too lazy to go and boil the head just to make the slip easier!! And I don’t wanna keep forcing it cuz I might break something but this is!! So frustrating!!
Like, what could I possibly be doing wrong!! Fuck!!
Woah would you look at that fifteen notes hahah.
People here talk a lot about having "2 note flop posts" but as someone who regularly gets 0 notes on their posts, I'm here to say that I (and presumably many others) would be glad, even lucky, to have a 2 note "flop" post. So maybe think about that next time
Reblog to make it die faster
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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.
Had a chance to make some little creechurs in a glassblowing studio :>
Princes are from the @zooliminology project!
Bonus points if their “evil” plans actually benefit more people than they harm, but the media either doesn’t connect the dots or purposely misrepresents them
That old apartment building with a scummy landlord? Evacuate the block, steal everything from it, then knock it down
That company the exploits workers? Their delivery trucks mysteriously never make it to their stores and they have to shut down, local charities start getting random donations of brand new items
That one racist/homophobic/generally awful politician? Killed on their way to work, with no other casualties
Things that are deliberately not accidents, but that people slowly start realizing are actually more positive than negative
i thought of a cool evil villain:
their entire philosophy is "there cannot be good without evil, and the world is too good, so i'll be the evil"
they say that they do this for fun, with the excuse being that they have to "maintain the balance"
they're actually quite kind and compassionate; their evil plans are specially engineered to never actually cause any life-threatening problems
BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"
i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"
omG I SEARCHED GOOGLE FOR A SEWING MACHINE DIAGRAM AND THIS CAME UP I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
r/vexillology
The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain
HONK!!!
Honk and you will see this
I assume it is a symbol of light. You can only see this when you honk nothing else. I don’t see anyone use this yet.
Tbh I think fandom generally needs to get better at sitting with the uncomfortable fact that a story/fanwork/meme/whatever can hurt one person and help another
oh ok