"Why Don't People Recognize Link In TOTK" Bc Everyone Imagines The Legendary Swordsman To Be Built Like

btw neo agent 3 is agent 96's child i don't make the rules ¯\_(ᵕ—ᴗ—)_/¯

the little girl i was looking after today was so effortlessly funny and she didn't even know it. she wanted me to play "holidays" with her, which i assumed was a game where you pretend to be going on holiday - and it technically was, except her version mostly consisted of roleplaying being stuck in a traffic jam on the way to the airport

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

anyway. onto better things

ITS GONNA BE SPLATFEST SOON!! FRIENDLY DAMN REMINDER BC I WAS BEING THRASHED WHILE I TRIED TO PRACTICE EARLIER.

I hate everyone here

But I'll try to make the world a little better anyways

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it