Peeling Those Sour Rainbow Gummy Strips Into Long Thin Strings And Putting Them Into Cheap Energy Drink

Reblog to make it die faster

if you’re reading this, it’s a sign that the thing you’re anxious about will go well. take a deep breath and trust yourself.

My new method to avoid eye contact is a low cut top and a push-up bra.

I am so glad that the word blorbos exists now. It’s so much more evocative and accurate than “comfort character”. Like, they’re different things. He doesn’t bring me comfort, he makes my hands itchy and I want to polish him with pledge. I want to put him in a Pringle’s tube and shake him. I want to brush his hair and put little shoes on him like a Bratz doll. That’s a blorbo.

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones “fake” is stupid because it’s the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro it’s all fuckign carbon

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”