Oh Ok

Alright my turn. I am team present, but not because of Off The Hook.

I am team present because Splatoon as a whole exists in the present. Part of what makes the game so special is that it stays on time with the fan base. It grows and changes and is amazing and beautiful and colorful as it is now.

I wasn’t around for Splatoon one, and I was only around for the very end of Splatoon Two after the Final Fest, but I still got incredibly attached to the characters. When Splatoon Three had released I got to see all the characters changed at the same pace as me. We grew up together, and that is why this franchise is special to me. It’s why I keep coming back after large amounts of time.

The past has already happened, and we should both remember and honor it. The future is uncertain, we have no idea what’s to come. We should live and appreciate the present while it is happening, because once it’s gone we can never get it back.

See y’all on the turf field, may the best team win 💕

im allowed to get sappy about grandfest and what team i'm picking & so are all of you.. lets become little philosophers together while we pick our funny teams for our funny squis game. btw the fish are attacking

Happy new year everyone!

It’s a tradition of mine to draw my skykid watching the fireworks in the hour before midnight on New Year’s Eve. This is my fourth year doing it.

Here are the others

So uhmm, hey hi howdy, it’s been a minute. I uhhh, haven’t really had the motivation to make stuff to post here.

In other news I have put what is essentially a giant bean bag on my head and I have not known inner peace until this moment. That is all.

the little girl i was looking after today was so effortlessly funny and she didn't even know it. she wanted me to play "holidays" with her, which i assumed was a game where you pretend to be going on holiday - and it technically was, except her version mostly consisted of roleplaying being stuck in a traffic jam on the way to the airport

We all know that the hero, the player always prevails. But what about the characters?

What happens to the Agents when they lose?

[eyestrain warning]

This idea has been done a thousand times over already but I thought I’d take a crack at it! I am obsessed with how this turned out, the effects were super fun to mess around with. This was made for the second Actually Infected art challenge prompt: corrupted file!

Agent 3 (red) - Defected and joined the Octarian Army

Agent 4 (yellow) - Captured and hypnotized by Octavio

Agent 8 (cyan) - Defeated by Agent 3 during the escape sequence and sanitized

Neo Agent 3 (magenta) - Fuzzified before they could reach the top of the rocket

hey. what do a selkie and a ziploc bag have in common

hey guys i-

Ok, I am an avid Reddit user which I know must be crazy 😭 I also know about splatoon. I'm also gay! So tell me why there's a splatoon community fighting over the Valentine's splatoon art because it shows two gay couples and people are like OMG so cool splatoon is supporting pride. Which in my eyes is so obvious because splatoon is a very woman-centered lesbian game. I'm not going to sit here and lie to you. I've always thought to platoons for the gays, theys and women. There are people in the comment section of this Reddit post arguing how splatoon is an escape from the real world in politics and social issues and how people don't have to be shoving gay pride down their throats. Excuse me?? Splatoon? An escape from politics? Splatoon? An escape from gay people? This has taught me everything I have to know about splatoon fans which seems to be that they can't read or use their eyes?? Splatoon is inherently political in a more racism kind of way. That's super obvious. It's like damn near on the nose with Marina and Pearl. You know what's also damn near on the nose with Marina and Pearl? Them having feelings for each other!! Maybe even romantic?? It feels like these are either new fans who don't read the story and just play because ooh super fun shooter game on switch!!! Or these are old fans that have always had a problem with the gay parts of splatoon but still play it?? And that's even worse cuz like why even play at that point?? Btw the sub is called saltoon. From what I understand, it appears to be getting taken over by trumpies who are taking over the gayest game of all time for whatever reason? Stay safe out there y'all. People are becoming a lot more courageous and openly racist recently

I don’t like being referred to as a boy