My Trusty Old Mouse Finally Died And I Don't Think I Like This New Mouse As Much. :(

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Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

oh no the horrors-

wait hang on. it’s past 9 pm. false alarm, i cannot trust the horrors

when u have the correct number of cinderblocks in ur enclosure

we should talk about water more often that shit is crazy

omG I SEARCHED GOOGLE FOR A SEWING MACHINE DIAGRAM AND THIS CAME UP I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

anyway. onto better things