The Urge To Write Something About These Damn Thorns In His Drip Marketing Is Just– RAHHHHH!

Something that happened during a family gathering of mine... (Elden Ring Related)

My grandma talking to my mom and asking her if she's in the middle of writing anymore books after publishing one: "Well, do you have anymore stories you're writing? I mean, you just completed one, you probably have others you're working on..."

My mother: "Mom, I just finished a book, I don't have another one just lined up! How many books can one person be writing at once anyway?"

Me, quietly sitting in my antisocial corner literally in the middle of writing a Godwyn x Reader oneshot smutfic with stacks of other WIP fics in my Google docs: *Overhearing their conversation* "..You'd be surprised..."

Holy mother Mary on a rubber tricycle, I got Never Gonna Give You Up!

I would rickroll the hell out of everyone, fuck yeah I'm singing!

You've probably seen polls about "Would you sing for X minutes / in front of X many people / etc. for $" before. Well. Here's another one!

If you sing a song in front of 50,000 people, you get a million dollars... but this time, you don't get to pick the song.

Spin this wheel of song options, and that's what you have to sing in front of a stadium full of people. You will have 30 minutes to prepare.

Discussing Elden Ring Ships.

Part I: Rennala x Marika

Alright... Rennala x Marika... I will admit, I actually quite like this ship, but I do not know why.

It is a guilty pleasure of mine and just hits about the same way as Godfrey x Radagon. (Which I will be discussing later. Hint, hint.)

However, I can not for the life of me figure out what is just so damn good about this ship and why it fills my little goldfish brain with such large amounts of dopamine whenever they pop on my screen.

So, let's discuss and break this down. Togethaaa!

Lesbians, Let's Go Lesbians!

Now, WLW. We all love WLW. I already know that. But there is always something so addicting to seeing GL/WLW pop onto my screen.

Maybe it's because I'm a girl's girl. But, anyway, back to the serious listing.

2. The Radagon/Marika Situation

Alright. This. Radagon is Marika and vice-versa, we know this. So, I feel like this is part of the main reason why I and so many other people like this ship.

I feel like there are two reason why the whole 'Radagon is Marika' thing is the reason people like this ship. Either A) It feels like another way if getting Rennala and Radagon together without having to force the divorced couple back together. Or B) It's satisfying to see Rennala get with the woman who is not only still technically Radagon, but also the woman Radagon left Rennala for.

3. Let Rennala Be Happy

I feel like if you ship Rennala with anyone, honestly, you probably just want her to be happy and finally get out of the damn library.

I know I do. She deserves all the happiness in the world. But that might be a main reason why people like this ship so much. It gives Rennala a chance to be happy with someone other than Radagon after he broke her heart.

4. Sweet, Sweet Drama

Ah, yes... Drama. What some live for and what some hate, and what I, personally, shovel down my throat by the spoonful.

I will eat up any and all drama. So, it is no wonder that this ship scratches my brain so much.

It holds so much potential for anything to go horribly wrong at any given moment.

Rennala meets Marika and has a breakdown about her husband leaving her for Marika. Oof.

Rennala finds out Radagon is Marika, but not actually. Have some divorce drama going on.

Radagon has a heart to heart with Rennala after all these years of being apart to finally explain what was happening. Damn, that would hurt my heart and I would cry.

My conclusion.

People probably just like this ship for either possible comfort and love for Rennala or for the drama it can give.

That's all I can think of at the moment about this ship, but please feel free to discuss it as well.

Alright, bye ya'll! ♡

I like you. Want to hear me gush about my hyperfixations for hours without judging me?

(Elden Ring OC) Maylis' Fighting Style. 🌼

This is just to explain how my oc, Maylis, would fight in Elden Ring, to know what her weapon set up is like.

So, Maylis' starter would be the prisoner set up with the Golden Seed heirloom as that is important to her lore, but once in the Lands Between properly, she would use the Discus and Triple Rings of Light incantations.

Her weapons that she would use would be the Sword of St. Trina and the Golden Order Seal, at least for a while until she finds something else she likes. (I have not played the DLC yet, so I don't know about any of the new weapons/spells.)

Maylis, while rather good at combat, is rather squishy in defensive terms. So, she tends to summon a variety of her Spirits to help her out during battle, she usually relying on her Crystalian to help distract a difficult foe and to absorb hits better than she could herself.

I have not really thought about her armor yet, but I'll get to it eventually.

Just hit the St. Trina lore, let the hyperfixation begin.

Tarnished Elden Ring Oc That I Have Not Made Ingame Yet. 🌼

I've been making an Elden Ring Oc in my head recently going by the name Maylis, the Flower Mother. (Pronounced: May-lees. The name meaning: The mother of lilies.)

Long, blonde braided hair style and fair skinned. Orange-gold eyes. I'm thinking she'd wear the Deathbed dress too. Not sure about her weapons and stuff yet though.

(More character details under the cut.)

And her just entire running gag is that she finds the most hideous and ugly creatures in the Lands Between positively adorable and adopts the little baby versions of them immediately.

Found a stray rot puppy from Caelid? Adopted.

Tiny, vicious Misbegotten? Adopted.

Found a nest and an egg from one of those giant scary bird things? Adopted.

Little living jar she found waddling around? Adopted.

A random baby omen she found in the sewers? Adopted.

Boc the demihuman seamster who lost his mother and is insecure about his looks? Adoption papers, signed and sealed. Now call him beautiful and comfort the poor boy.

She's adopted all of her spirit summons by now as well and treats them all like her little children, giving them little gold stars for a good job and giving them plenty of praise and care after a hard won battle.

She doesn't fight if she doesn't have to and just wants to be peaceful about things, but that can't be avoided at times. But that still doesn't stop her from trying to have conversation with her enemies while she's fighting, trying to talk them down like a mother talking to their toddler that's having a temper tantrum.

Maylis: "Come on, sweetie... Why don't you calm down and have some of these apple slices I cut for you, hm?"

The who-knows-how-old crucible knight that's literally trying to murder her: "Ma'am, excuse me–"

She doesn't even care that all her "children" are technically all monstrosities. She just loves her little babies with all her heart and will not accept any harm coming to them.

I already love her and I will be expanding her character more in the future.

HSR Jade Earrings Store Find/Photo Shoot!

These earrings I found (bought as a gift from my dear, far better off sister) are so Jade core, so I did a little photo shoot 💜

Courtesy of the Walmart Halloween jewelry section ♡

Sorry if the lighting is bad! Did this during a cloudy day inside my room.

I will fucking riot if they kill this man... Don't do it, hoyo.

My wife has returned from Oblivion, at long last! 🥰