FINISH HIM

Trying to make yourself feel better like

Brain: I'm anxious therefore you should buy some new clothes 

Me: ok, sounds good 

Brain: OMG WTF NOW YOURE GONNA GO BROKE WTF SHIT SHIT FU-

Duolingo telling you how to multilingually smash gender norms

I have so many music playlists! Incl: Gay Gay (Going out) Gay (Disney) Gay (Xmas) Gay (crying alone with a bottle of wine) Gay (Gay Plus)

I have so many music playlists! Incl: Gay Gay (Going out) Gay (Disney) Gay (Xmas) Gay (crying alone with a bottle of wine) Gay (Gay Plus)

I have so many music playlists! Incl: Gay Gay (Going out) Gay (Disney) Gay (Xmas) Gay (crying alone with a bottle of wine) Gay (Gay Plus)

No lie, my boyfriend laughed at this for about 4 days straight

Not sure these subtitles are correct...

Ted Allen: You have 30 seconds left, chefs.

Chef: I looked down at my dish and realized it needed a little more color, so I decide to make a quick purée out of lima beans and hot raspberry sauce, then brûlée the top with a blowtorch and add a few mint leaves to really give it some texture.

Me: *pterodactyl screech*