Ted Allen: You have 30 seconds left, chefs.
Chef: I looked down at my dish and realized it needed a little more color, so I decide to make a quick purée out of lima beans and hot raspberry sauce, then brûlée the top with a blowtorch and add a few mint leaves to really give it some texture.
Me: *pterodactyl screech*
Shook my rug for the first time in 6 months releasing over a kilo of dust, three migrating albatrosses and the stampede from the Lion King
I have so many music playlists! Incl: Gay Gay (Going out) Gay (Disney) Gay (Xmas) Gay (crying alone with a bottle of wine) Gay (Gay Plus)
When ur a gay af 12 year old but ur parents think you bought a Spice Girls poster because u fancy Emma Bunton
die.
Jay Z: Your breasteses is my breakfast
Me:
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE
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No lie, my boyfriend laughed at this for about 4 days straight