It`s Just GENIUS!

On Monday mornings

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

I’ve had it with this metal ping pong ball

do you love the color of the sky: abridged version

Yeah, cool, how about you give back the option of filtering through media types

Some personal news:

It’s now easier than ever to find the things you like and stay connected with the stuff that matters to you.

Say you’re a real worm on a string type person. Like, you just really love those little worms on their little strings. Now when you’re scrolling on your phone and see a worm on a string post on your dashboard, you can tap on its tags and see this:

Stunning. Beautiful. Who is she? What a fandom.

Toggling between the top posts tab and most recently made posts tab is as easy as moving your thumb, finger, or touchscreen stylus slightly to the right or slightly to the left and tapping gently on your phone’s screen. But wait! There’s more:

A carousel of bustling group chats will show up in the stream of posts, should any relevant group chats exist for that tag.

This new tag view conveniently surfaces relevant Tumblrs you can follow to connect with more people in the community.

Really love what you’re seeing? Tap the “Follow” button in the upper right-hand corner of that screen to follow the tag. Inject some of these sweet, sweet posts right into your dashboard—Just like the 1.56k people who follow worm on a string posts. 

If a tag is particularly active, the number of recent new posts is shown right next to that cute little lightning bolt in the header.

Tapping a tag anywhere on your dashboard or in search results will show you this beautiful updated world. Tapping a tag under trending topics or while directly on someone’s blog will not. If you’re not seeing this update, make sure you’re using the iOS or Android app, version 14.6 or higher. 

Stay slimy, Tumblr.

I’ve been thinking a lot about 306 and like?? did Bakugou get a letter? It’s not like Midoriya HAS to tell him about OFA so like if he got one what did it say? or did Midoriya just totally ghost him lol

Finally they got all together, right.

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

feels like tumblr series finale tonight

Marvel Universe NPCs come Avengers 4