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edward and alphonse wandering across amestris for 3.5 years looking for a way to return to their original bodies: mustang can we get a philosopher's stone?

mustang: you have a philosopher's stone at home

the philosopher's stone at home:

imagine being ahsoka. you've survived order 66 and the siege of mandalore, and then 16 years later this teenage boy enthusiasticaly tells you "i brought help!". you wait to see who he found only for him to show up with fucking maul

In the meantime I discovered that yesterday, in Rome, this happened

Alternative Old Man Viktor really said "the moment you undoom me from the narrative the wedding is Back On" and Jayce responded with "Say less pookie" and immediately RAN back to do it on a broken leg

twenty years across the sea

A miserable lesbian and a pathetic bissexual walk into a bar-

"This is what you see?

wait he still has that FUCKASS blanket even in his cosmic machine herald form what the fuck is wrong with him. like actually

I hate whoever said "since Mel's theoretically and literally a mirror then it was about Viktor all along" because now gay Jayce won't leave my mind

“Jayce will understand.”

And he did and he did and he did and he did.

you could plopp dabi and hawks right into arcane they would fit in seamlessly

i can't believe jinx and viktor finally met and it was the one time in his life viktor was robbed of his sass

ship whatever you want to ship but honest to God like I am never gonna get over how romantic the SS arc was

and I don't mean blushing, hand-holding, let's go on a date omg aw cute couple romance, I mean the romance of medieval times and fairy tales like that whole arc DRIPS with chivalry

Ichigo lying on the floor in a pool of his own blood, nearly defeated but STILL trying to keep Byakuya and Renji from taking Rukia away from him until she, with tears streaming down her face, swears she'll never forgive him if he tries to follow

Him swearing on his soul to save her, vowing to pass through a "thousand blades" for her, that the power he gains is for her sake

The way he finally reunites with her in SS, flying down from the heavens in a freaking CLOAK billowing in the wind and landing gracefully into a kneel, like a knight kneeling before his princess

unable to look into her eyes as he quietly tells her he's here to save her, while she weeps over the injuries that burden his body

when it's all over, they stand and face each other in an open field, the sun sets and she smiles, he sees her smile and remembers why he wanted to save her so badly, thanks her because the rain has finally stopped

like if I ever wanna watch something and swoon I'm skipping the shoujo and just rewatching this arc tbh

Anytime you finish lotr or the hobbit it’s the loneliest most gut wrenching desolate feeling in the world lmao. 100% meant this to sound that dramatic because it’s true. Frodo sailing off or Bilbo letting Gandalf in the door and it showing the lonely mountain map. My heart sinks every time.

I will be coming back to this concept. We're not done here

so you're telling me that aaravos did all of this out of spite? like, the startouch elves killed his daughter for using magic around a human, accusing her of "breaking the cosmic order", so aaravos was like "i'll show you breaking the cosmic order bitches" and proceeded to cause problems on purpose for the next 5,000 something years?

amazing.

not even JRR Tolkien, who famously developed the concept of the Secondary World and firmly believed that no trace of the Real World should be evoked in the fictional world, was able to remove potatoes from his literature. this is a man who developed whole languages and mythologies for his literary world, who justified its existence in English as a translation* simply because he was so miffed he couldn't get away with making the story fully alien to the real world. and not even he, in extremis, was so cruel as to deny his characters the heavenly potato. could not even conceive a universe devoid of the potato. such is its impact. everyone please take a moment to say thank you to South Americans for developing and cultivating one of earth's finest vegetables. the potato IS all that. literally world-changing food. bless.

Cooking horror game where you play as a cook working in the galley of a ship in the 1800s. There’s some kind of supernatural nautical horror story going on in the background but you barely notice this because you spend all day cooking in the galley.

Teenage Shouto talking about his older brother that's "very emotional" and "is a big cry baby". Everyone in Class 1-A, especially those who have met Fuyumi, imagines Touya as this adorable angel who could do no wrong.

Cut to two weeks later and a black haired, piercing filled man with the most shit eating of smirks is seen at the entrance of the school, about to pick up Shouto. He almost got Bakugou to blow up one of the walls and definitely got the number of visiting pro hero Hawks while he was waiting for Shouto's class to end.

Class 1-A is very, very confused. This is the crybaby older brother Shouto was talking about?? Bitch where???

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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

if you’ve ever thought i’m standoffish, politely distant, or generally hard to befriend, know in your heart that i’m exactly the same in real life. my neighbours just showed up at my door drunk on Canada Day celebrations and told me how desperate they’ve been to meet me for the past few months and then tried to fix the water pump in my basement

imagine being ahsoka. you've survived order 66 and the siege of mandalore, and then 16 years later this teenage boy enthusiasticaly tells you "i brought help!". you wait to see who he found only for him to show up with fucking maul

the 100 having both the most atrocious case of bury your gays trope in tv history and the biggest case of straightbaiting in tv history is so funny like they really said no-one is gonna win this you're all gonna lose

Romeo + Juliet dir. Baz Luhrmann | 1996

Quotes from "ANDOR" which keep haunting me:

"Gets to you, doesn't it? That's what a reckoning sounds like."

"That's just love. Nothing you can do about that."

"But this time... You can't stay and I can't go."

"Power doesn't panic."

"I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know I’ll never see. And the ego that started this fight will never have a mirror or an audience or the light of gratitude."

"Never more than twelve."

"ONE WAY OUT!"

"I've made my mind a sunless place. I share my dreams with ghosts."

"I can't swim."

"Let's call it war."

"Tyranny requires constant effort. Authority is brittle. It breaks, it leaks. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."

"Freedom is a pure idea."

"I show you the stone in my hand, you miss the knife at your throat."

"Tell him I love him more than anything he could ever do wrong."

"The Empire is a disease that thrives in darkness, it is never more alive than when we sleep."

in a bolder universe if anyones goes “who raised you!” to sokka or katara they point to each other