Alternative Old Man Viktor Really Said "the Moment You Undoom Me From The Narrative The Wedding Is Back

the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore

who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”

at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it

Oh. OH. *sits here with eyes wet from emotion*

THAT’s why the colours of the Rebellion are orange and white…

I hate whoever said "since Mel's theoretically and literally a mirror then it was about Viktor all along" because now gay Jayce won't leave my mind

can u imagine the utter chaos this site would have been in if the Suez Canal Ever Given thing had happened on the 5th November

imagine

leave her at UA. she’ll learn so much

the 100 having both the most atrocious case of bury your gays trope in tv history and the biggest case of straightbaiting in tv history is so funny like they really said no-one is gonna win this you're all gonna lose

tony gilroy watched rogue one, laughed and then said “you think that’s pain? hold my b2emo”

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

i think the world is ready to see this one :)