Oh. OH. *sits Here With Eyes Wet From Emotion*

sick of star wars theories. if you’re not here to talk about hondo ohnaka being a form of immortal chaos god manifested by the force then get out of my sight

MARVEL REALLY IS THAT BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD

The urban fantasy show I actually want to see is a hospital drama with a dedicated wing for supernatural illnesses.

Vampirism. Lycanthropy. Cheap spells gone wrong. A woman brought in for her prenatal has to be told her baby is a lindworm. Someone is literally being followed by the anthropomorphic personification of the Black Death.

Someone somewhere out there is having their perception of the world irreparably shattered by the knowledge that magic is real, and at the other side is a team of doctors who have to roll their eyes and pull out Grimm’s Complete Fairy Tales because some high school kid tried to go Carrie with a cheap spellbook and turn all the kids at prom into frogs, and the doctors have to wrangle a couple dozen teenagers into admitting if they have a true love who can break the spell.

A pair of precious shoes

English added by me :)

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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

weird unprompted opinion but i think out of all the storytelling mediums.....theatre best portrays loneliness

Sometimes fic is a quiet read before bed. And then other times you find fic that grabs you by the throat and SHAKES you in the middle of the goddamn day and you have to go about your everyday responsibilities while you have this parasite gnawing on your brain, sucking away any and all productive thought

Wrong Classroom

It has just occurred to me that I want Daniel Radcliffe in a shitty robe to play Mr D... I don't know why... It just feels right....