Cooking Horror Game Where You Play As A Cook Working In The Galley Of A Ship In The 1800s. There’s

Just so you all know, I am giddy with gremlin-like excitement over the chapter I just posted.

"do you dream of mom" he dreams of this: a hospital room, quiet mornings on the beach, a toddler stumbling in the surf, ancient words whispered as a lullaby, a woman he's waited for for a thousand years, a life he cannot have, a life she will not take, a promise he cannot keep.

MARVEL REALLY IS THAT BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD

megamind is one of the greatest animated films of the 21st century, one of the funniest films of all time, one of the greatest superhero movies and satires ever made, and was a gift from god in heaven unto humanity, and all current events are just punishment for us failing to appreciate god’s gift back in 2010

me after episode of andor: this might be the best piece of star wars i’ve ever seen

me after episode 10 of andor: *shaking, crying, throwing up* this might be the best piece of star wars i’ve ever seen

SAWWWWW MY FAVORITE WAR CRIMINAL

the 100 having both the most atrocious case of bury your gays trope in tv history and the biggest case of straightbaiting in tv history is so funny like they really said no-one is gonna win this you're all gonna lose

Now I'm a little afraid

I've just realized that in all Star Wars franchise wasn't a pair, that had a happy ending. Honestly almost all of them died! There are only two characters left. I am scared for R2-D2 and C3PO

This actually happened in my life. My whole class keeps shipping two boys and we just can't get over it.

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You know your shipping problem has gone too far when you start shipping two boys at your school that are definitely straight…