This Actually Happened In My Life. My Whole Class Keeps Shipping Two Boys And We Just Can't Get Over

Que in, Hawks storming in and nailing every question, because "that asshole stole my CDs and I'm getting them back! "

“At my funeral I want a giant game of Kahoot about my life and whoever wins gets my will.”

— Dabi, probably

This is the funniest joke I’ve ever made 

edward and alphonse wandering across amestris for 3.5 years looking for a way to return to their original bodies: mustang can we get a philosopher's stone?

mustang: you have a philosopher's stone at home

the philosopher's stone at home:

damn i didnt realise the gonchin scene was so divisive? like ok maybe its a bit tonally dissonant but the music slaps

Y’ALL THE WAIT TO FIX THE SUEZ CANAL IS SO LONG THAT EVERYONE IS JUST GOING THE FUCK AROUND THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AFRICA AGAIN

every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

I will be coming back to this concept. We're not done here

my life in a page [this is from the ebook ToA]