Sleepypizzazombie - ...

feels like tumblr series finale tonight

I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one... this one got me

Y’ALL THE WAIT TO FIX THE SUEZ CANAL IS SO LONG THAT EVERYONE IS JUST GOING THE FUCK AROUND THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AFRICA AGAIN

A miserable lesbian and a pathetic bissexual walk into a bar-

Now I'm a little afraid

I've just realized that in all Star Wars franchise wasn't a pair, that had a happy ending. Honestly almost all of them died! There are only two characters left. I am scared for R2-D2 and C3PO

damn i didnt realise the gonchin scene was so divisive? like ok maybe its a bit tonally dissonant but the music slaps

Serves him right

Mace Windu really just looked ahsoka tano in the eye and said “citizen” with all the salt in the galaxy. Well windu you will be out the windu in about 20 minutes👀

renaissance in the 21st century

i think that the time between caesar’s assassination and octavian naming himself princeps is objectively the funniest period of roman history. just nonstop drama.

It has just occurred to me that I want Daniel Radcliffe in a shitty robe to play Mr D... I don't know why... It just feels right....