MY 12 YEAR OLD SELF IS CRYING

SAWWWWW MY FAVORITE WAR CRIMINAL

Okay, I came to the tdp party 5 minutes late and WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

What is the deal with Callum being a half-elf? Who the heck is Elarion?! Why Aaravos is so goddamn hot?! WHY THE FUCK EVERYONE DECIDED THAT RUNAAN'S HUSBAND IS CALLED TINKER?

merry ides of march

Mr. Sandman, man me a sand.

*looks at sherlock* it’s very smoll

If i were a tumblr employee selecting tags to ban i would ban the top 10 most popular ships and then clock out for the day

Friend: “Have you seen [TV Show/Movie]?”

What I say: “I’ve seen bits and pieces of it, yeah!”

What I mean: “I’ve seen gifs”

Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

Help me prove a point

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

If I were author of a popular book with a huge fandom, I’d make a secret AO3 account and write fanfiction for my own story. Idk why but in my opinion that’s the funniest fucking thing you can do as a well-known author.

Imagine telling your fans you have a fanfiction account but not telling them how it’s named so they start making theories. Imagine not telling anyone and people in reviews will tell you your writing style reminds them of the original author. Or imagine being told that you write your own OCs out of character. That concept is so funny to me, I’m-