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A lot of the portrayals of the gods have caught me off guard. Ares especially. And they’ve all been great!

But Hades is great in a very different way. Because the Hades as portrayed in the show is how I remembered Hades from the books even though it wasn’t how he was actually written!

A lonely, out-of-touch guy just trying to do his best with a terrible situation. Awkward, nervous, but also totally in command. Not entirely likeable, but not awful either. A sad little meow-meow just like his son.

Stages of the Mishapocalypse

It’s funny

It’s hilarious

It’s amusing

It’s a bit tiring

It’s really annoying

It's still there

It’s extremely irritating

It’s fucking hilarious and everyone must join again

Complete acceptance. There is no laughter. There is only calm understanding. You are Misha. Misha is you. Misha is all. Misha.

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

Steve: Peter and Harley seem pretty similar.  Tony clearly stressed out: They’re not. They are very different.  Steve: Yeah, how so?  Tony: Last week Peter came to me in tears and told me that he’d accidentally broke a beaker in the lab  Steve: Poor kid Tony: Last night, Harley came into my room at one in the morning with a smoothie and a plate of spaghetti, wakes me up, and very nonchalantly tells me he crashed one of my cars.  

Tony: They are not the same 

when adulthood hits you in space with three children

It seems this far 2020 has been a bitch to everyone except star wars community. We're really getting the cake.

In the meantime I discovered that yesterday, in Rome, this happened

How to summon Shigaraki in five easy steps

1. Buy out all the chapstick and lip balm from your local dollar store

2. Melt it all together in the microwave and pour it around yourself in a circle outside

3. Sing “Kumbaya, my Lord,” until you hear thunder

4. Once you hear thunder, break the chapstick circle with your foot

5. Scream as Crusty Rat Man sprints towards you on all fours like a rabid dog

Aliens have captured you, and placed you in one of their nature preserves. However, they have sorely miscalculated on two issues: The amount of calories needed to keep a persistence predator sated, and the lethality/brutality of a hangry human.

Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.