Once The Results Are Done, I'll Multiply 255 To The Decimal Version Of The Percentage, And See What Color

New vet today asked me if my eyeless dog was blind and like ??? oh god I hope so????

If i were a tumblr employee selecting tags to ban i would ban the top 10 most popular ships and then clock out for the day

look at him. if you even care btw

I've Been Dragged Into This Hellhole, So Now I'm Taking You With Me:a 3am message to said friend

I Didn’t Think I Shipped It But The Fic Writers for This Ship Really Brought Their A Game: a memoir.

Stop drawing dionysus skinny challenge

Bitch is the god of feasts, he's got chub, he's got meat. Aphrodite is the god of romance and love but dionysus is the god of sex and orgies, he is ideal cuddling density, dude HAS a tummy.

I have hope in Andor Season 2, not because I trust Disney, but because Tony Gilroy seems unhinged enough to rip Disney apart with his bare teeth if they tried to touch his show, like he’s completely off the rails what kind of man says “we are all living in a prequel, we are all going to die” he’s unhinged and I’m obsessed with that-

Mr. Sandman, man me a sand.

i think that the time between caesar’s assassination and octavian naming himself princeps is objectively the funniest period of roman history. just nonstop drama.

merry ides of march

oh its the pieces of the death star? oh they’re being inserted into this weapon of mass destruction in the most stunningly horrifying shot ive seen in my life? oh cassian and melshi were really building the weapon that would bring about their deaths all along?