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PJO Winter Headcanons

Percy probably starts decorating for Christmas right after Thanksgiving

During December the whole apartment smells like cookies

Sally bakes them for the kids at camp who don’t have any where to go over the holidays

Percy wears a different sweater everyday

His favorite pair of socks are these bright blue fuzzy socks that warm your feet up with ten seconds of putting them on

When his little sister is older they spend days cutting out paper snowflakes and put them EVERYWHERE

On the walls, in the windows, on the cabinets, EVERYWHERE

Annabeth makes popcorn balls all the time

And she loves watching old Christmas movies

Her favorite sweater is bright red with a little stripe of reindeer

She’s the best at building snow forts

She also takes building snowmen very seriously

Each one has to be perfect

She also really likes building gingerbread people and houses

Percy usually picks off most of the candy after a few days

Annabeth eats some too

In the end they usually end up unsure what to do with the actual gingerbread since neither of them really likes it

At Camp there’s usually a gingerbread house contest held by the Athena cabin

And the Aphrodite cabin usually holds an ugly sweater contest

They also place mistletoe all around camp

The Apollo cabin can usually be found playing different holiday songs

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