Idk What The Hell Happened Last Night But I Think I Was Just Mad About The Incisors Thing And How Goofy

Cardamon, as a character, truly expresses the childhood desire to both be respected and be treated like a kid

He wants people to listen to him and value his opinion, but he also wants people to care about the fact that he is a kid who needs help and shouldn't be doing any of this.

I remember feeling that way as a kid.

I think cardamon is the most well written child character I've ever seen.

Truly

i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

Skill issue

Exams, am I right? - This isn’t MLaaTR related, but fuck I love Splatoon, and just wanted to post this to tumblr since I’ve posted it everywhere else lol Here’s my sploot twitter account if ur interested ^_^

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

Nothing is more attractive to someone than a pretty lady holding a sword to their neck

People are following me now

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⚡️you should report yourself NOW!!!!⚡️

Why seriously tell people to kill themselves when ‘deactivate your account’ is 1000x funnier and 1000x less shitty?

mae borowski is the character of all time. She's mentally ill. Shes allergic to cigarettes. She can't drive and doesn't have a drivers license. She travels through town by jumping on wires, fences, bridges and climbing buildings as if life is her personal jungle gym. She witnessed someone get kidnapped and quickly convinces herself that it was a ghost who did it. She's the only person who has ever been hot on the trail of the cult killing the young adults of her hometown, and she did it mostly on accident. she thinks that eyes have evolved to detect movement like dinosaurs, so if she stops moving when employees see her shoplifting they won't noice what she's doing, and it fucking WORKS! she is the only person that this works for. She met god, or at least she thinks she did. She is scared of all the things growing up entails, and she might not have turned out this way if not for her god awful therapist she started seeing after experiencing a violent dissociative mental break in high school who told her to simply repress her issues. A key facet of her backstory is that she used to play a dating sim 24/7. She's a lightweight and cough syrup makes her woozy. She discovered that one of her closest friends was murdered by the aforementioned cult. she's in a band. She likes to walk around town every day and lend an ear to the people of possum springs, like a poet down the street, or her old astronomy teacher who tells her about myths in the sky, or a teenager on a rooftop who sometimes hangs out far too close to train tracks to watch it squish metal into art, or her own personal rat babies that she feeds with stolen pretzels. her full name is Margaret. She is 21 years old and doesnt know that whales aren't fish. She's even pansexual!

Welcome to Zombietale.

Undertale AU. The human child is a zombie. 

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No, you don't understand, the fact that "Terminals play music to lure machines" is even a theory, in universe, implies that Machines being capable of appreciating music is not just canon, it is a fact known and accepted by the humans who made them in the first place.

Please, listen to me, they put appreciation of art into their blood powered tools of war and it's the only reason why their self expression yet finds appreciation even after humanity's end.

Just, just be with me for this. V1s creator might have been into drum and base. Ultrakill OST might just be as canon as the graphic settings (see: Sentry codex entry).

V1 has a fucking "tunes to listen to at work" playlist, and a dedicated song for throwing hands with V2 on it. But it also has a Gabriel theme, and it's creator couldn't possibly have met him. And the songs are so fitting for the stages in general... omg

V1 has a fucking composer AI. It's creator made their super weapon, the "Supreme Machine" a fucking musician. V1 makes music it commits mass murder to. It made a music for Gabriel and V2. 2 songs with themes and motifs for each of its rivals.

Wait wait, fuck. Fuck, wait.

V1

Composed the god damn Requiem motif. It took a look at Lust and went "ahh, yes, a gut wrenching violin solo for this place". And then it put that motif into Order. Which means...

Which means V1 understands the tragedy of the Lust layer and King Minos. Which mean the mindles-ness of its carnage across Hell isn't total. It understands how sad it is enough to make art about it.

I need a moment.