These Wet Eyed Beasts Ate Conckrete When They Were 6.

the heir has GOT to keep these guys away from eachother!

(hides my knight and bandit action figures i was previously smashing their faces together)

A friend told me I needed to draw Rey in a bunnysuit for Easter

I have nothing for the world besides this Crusader. Time to go back to bed zzzz

alt. version !

DID YOU PRAY TODAY !? (shitpost i am so sorry)

nobody kills my pookie wookie bookie cutie patootie booboo bear with frosted whipped cream sprinkles and a cherry on top except for me -pyro probably

🥰🥰what a heartwarming message

Wow I love these two, they're such good friends. Joking around while doing innocent stretching exercises on the battlefield, the foundation of any strong friendship...

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half body: $3

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Any headcanons about Lesley?

Unlike the trio, who look like they're made of felt but have internal organs and blood, Lesley has nothing but stuffing inside despite her realistic appearance.

Because of this, she can easily repair herself (so if her arm came off or something she could just sew it into place and it would be fine). The patches on her face are from previous fixes she did.

She did not make everything and there's someone/something above her that controls her like she controls the puppets. She doesn't like people knowing this, however, and she won't let anyone go past the stairs.

Her human appearance may or may not be what she actually looks like.

She made her clothes herself

She influences what happens each episode but doesn't control every single action or thought the trio take.

The teachers are aware of her but are also terrified of her. They also aren't allowed to speak of her in front of the trio

Chaotic neutral. No one knows what her MO is and everyone's too scared to ask

She spends most of her time scripting episodes, writing music, and making replacement figures. She gets lonely from time to time, so she appreciates Yellow's visits.

She had no intention of letting Yellow read the book, she was just distracting him so he wouldn't notice the next staircase.

She can technically go downstairs, but she never does as the trio knowing about her existence tends to ruin the episodes if not fixed by the end.

Yellow is her favorite followed by Duck. Red is her least favorite because he's the least motivated and least creative of the bunch (though she was impressed by his escape attempt in 5)