The Heir Has GOT To Keep These Guys Away From Eachother!

this is so cute 😭😭😭😭😭

I just joined a tf2 discord and got immediately inspired to draw this...how dare I not make them kiss yet...

dhmis episode where it’s about marriage

duck and red get married (forced for ghe education) and as the episode goes in they turn into a toxic marriage, fighting yellin n shit while yellow is kind of like their kid being raised in a toxic family and like. does that make sense sigh.

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like it’s an episode about marriage

blah blah song song but at the end the err teacher guy (either like a bouquet or a ring) marries duck and red (like, scene transition and suddenly they’re getting married)

both r like wtf.

“wait, what? married? i dint want to be-“

“yeah, i would never marry this idiot”

“hey, you cant say that to your wife”

“did you just? did you call yourself my wife?” ( <- he sort of has the self awareness blunt passed to him )

“i did, and quite frankly i don’t feel very respected as your wife.”

“you aren’t my wife.”

“oh yeah? well, explain this.” ( pulls out his ID. it says “CERTIFIED WIFE” on it in big letters.)

“ugh. fine! whatever.”

etc etc, they’re reluctant for a bit,

but it gets worse then after a while they fight more while yellows just like ☹️😕😦 in the background

later later after a big fight duck leaves divorce prbly abandons yellow and red an. red is all broken up about it, and duck goes out to live his best divorced dad life .

yellow comes up and starts like. singing. smthn lkke love isn’t always forever. mommy and daddy don’t stay together. feelings change. people drift away. etc idk idk.

then it just goes back to normal and theyr like. hm.

sorry 4 making 0 sense.

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these wet eyed beasts ate conckrete when they were 6.

SIR YES SIR REPORTING FOR DUTY I AM MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m an aspiring future tMILF and I wouldn’t let scout hit cause he’s a little too pathetic but I’d gladly let him run around in the woods behind my house while I take pot shots at him from the porch, I think it would be enrichment for the little freak

I agree tbh like I've become kind of psychosexually obsessed with Jesse Pinkman after finishing Breaking Bad and he's like, extremely Scout-adjacent at times but Scout tf2 is just TOO much of a pathetic white guy for me personally (probably bc he's a fully comedic character while yknow. Breaking Bad is Breaking Bad). He doesn't quite tap into the Sniper vibe though where he's the kind of "pathetic" that really makes older women want to keep him as a houseplant, he's got too much bravado for that. This is actually just reminding me of my fic idea where Scout goes to Sniper instead of Spy for Expiration Date and Sniper tries to teach him how to land single moms. Scout learns to shut the fuck up and just let milfs make him a purse puppy. Scout learns to appreciate the value of having tmilfs take potshots at him as he scurries around in the yard

OUT OF TOUCH ENGINEER EDITION

this guy. whatever

I think game devs should go on strike too. idk if the writers for games are included in the current writers strike (i hope so) but devs who build and program and 3d model and shit. They should strike too.

Imagine the power when within a week of the strike something goes wrong in like, WoW or LoL or Fortnite or CoD and suddenly there's nobody to fix it. Every live service and mmo game would just, shut down. Even if it was build to keep going on its own imagine fortnite not being able to get its latest crossover after they already announced it.

And that's just live games. Imagine games that take 3 or 4 years to make and people are waiting on and suddenly Nothing advances. Every sequal, remake, reboot, and remaster. Years of work put on pause, possibly risking being thrown out, millions of dollars.

Game dev is known for harsh working, for Crunch Culture, and low pay. Shut it all down and watch them flounder until they agree to change that. I know it probably won't happen but, even as someone who breathes video games, i want it to.

GOD. I LOVE IT

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